Yes, I spent all day Saturday doing this. I am crazy. I'm quite pleased with the result, though it does take a bit of a dive toward bummersville there at the end.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the very-originally named "Can't Take the Sky," my very own Firefly mix.
All songs are in iTunes format. Hope that works for y'all. If it doesn't and you want a copy, gimme a holler and I'll see about sending you a CD.
Warning: If you look too closely at these songs, you will discover--without much puzzling--some fairly gigantuan Serenity spoilers. The back cover art makes the puzzle even less puzzlesome. Proceed at your own risk.
1.
Don't Fence Me In -- Buck Howdy
Send me off forever but I ask you please, don't fence me in.
2.
I Fought the Law -- Johnny Cash
Robbin' people with a six gun. I fought the law and the law won.
3.
Authority Song -- John Mellencamp
I fight authority, authority always wins. I been doin' it since I was a young kid and I come out grinnin'.
4.
Born to Fight -- Tracy Chapman
Ain't no man, no woman, no beast alive that can beat me, cause I was born to fight.
5.
Wash Away -- Joe Purdy
I got troubles, love, but not today. They gonna wash away, this old world gonna take them away.
Can't help it. It's a cheezy pun and I've done this song to death this season, but this just feels like Wash, don't it? All carefree and happying his way through Zoe's tough-as-really-tough-nails exterior...
6.
Lay Lady Lay -- Magnet
Why wait any longer for the one you love when I'm standing in front of you?
Please forgive the cheeze-ridden Dylan cover. But it's all duety and now I can't get past the idea that Wash wooed Zoe with it and dear lord please do not make me write Wash/Zoe first-time fic because talk about done to death...
7.
She's Electric -- Oasis
There's lots and lots for us to see. Lots and lots for us to do. She's electric, can I be electric too?
The lyrics don't match too well here, in general, but it just makes me think of Kaylee and how much she loves Serenity and everyone on that boat.
8.
A Boy Named Sue -- Johnny Cash
Seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red. Some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head. I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.
"Jayne's a girl's name."
9.
Love for Sale -- Astrud Gilberto
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled. Love that's only slightly soiled. Love for sale.
10.
Missionary Man -- The Eurythmics
The missionary man he's got God on his side. He's got the saints and apostles backing up from behind.
11.
Caught by the River -- The Doves
Son, what have you done? You're caught by the river, you're coming undone.
Heavy handed, yes. Did I claim this was a subtle mix? No. I did not.
12.
Lonely in Your Nightmare -- Duran Duran
And it's cold out on your stone range, let me in.
See above, re: subtlty.
13.
Something Pretty -- Patrick Park
And I know ugliness, now show me something pretty.
At first this song was for Mal, and then I had too many Mal songs, and then I listened to it again and it became vaguely Jayne and Riveresque, and then Jayne and Kayleesque, and then I realized it's all about Jayne and his true love: Vera.
14.
Popular Mechanics for Lovers -- Beulah
Popular mechanics for broken hearts could help me now.
Though technically my Kaylee/Simon song, this one has a bit of a Jayne/Kaylee feel to it, too. Gorrammit, Jayne, would you stop sexing up everyone you share screentime with already?
15.
Breath Away from Heaven -- George Harrison
She is like an everlasting blossom.
Wash gets poetical about his autumn flower.
16.
Come Here Boy -- Imogen Heap
I know that my face is only too familiar to your sleep. I can see it in your eyes, and I can tell by your body heat.
And since every other canonish couple is getting one...
17.
Trouble -- Pink
You try to take me, but I knew all along.You can't take me for a ride. I ain't a fool now, so you better run and hide.
Hello. My name is
hiyacynth, and I put a Pink song on my Firefly mix because it's Malsy and Rivery and I like it. Please don't judge me.
18.
Down to the River to Pray -- Allison Krauss
Oh, sinners, let's go down, down in the river to pray.
Joss is mean. And that's all I have to say about this and the next two songs.
19.
Corpus Christi Carol -- Jeff Buckley
And by his bedside kneeleth a maid, and she weepth both night and day.
20.
Earthbound -- Billy Mann
But I don’t want you to be earthbound. You don’t need my grief to weigh you down.
21.
Orange Sky -- Alexei Murdoch
And here is what I know now, goes like this: In your love, my salvation lies.
Serenity is love, and Mal knows that for true.
And the cover art. Which should print out to the right size, in theory, because I used my "Work Sucks" art as the template and that worked okay, but these look kinda small...
Hope you enjoy!