if we danse...
IF WE DANCE THE FROST CANT GET US!
Jimmy & I went to Columbia yesterday to spend the night at Kathleens. it was FREEEEEZING.
We ate there and got read for the Wax On Radio show. On our train, there was a MENTAL PATIENT
honestly.
We get on the train, and shes singing. She calls every black man "HELLLO WELCOME BACK COTTER!. wait sorry I thought you were BILLLLL COSBY!"
she wouldnt let anyone sit in front of her. some things she said
"Get yo WHITE ASS HEAD out of my way"
"Get yo EGG HEAD out of my way"
"ARE YOU A HO!? CAUSE I ANT NO HO. IM ON MY PURRRRRIOD. I SMELL LIKE SARDINES"
to the black guy sitting on the other side of hte train "MY BLAAAAACK BROTTHAAAA!"
it was seriously amazing. she was threatining to kick peoples asses, fuck them up. she was swearing about how she wasnt no fucking Beyonce, and she'll show you around Chicago like Queeen Latiifah.
as we got off the train, she saw Jimmy
"BOY. WHATS WRONG WITH YO HAIR. CUT IT. The bible says its against the rules for boys to have long hair. Im weaing silk and gold and thats a sin. I'll change when you do!"
we had to walk past her again
"GET YO FAGGOT ASS AWAY FROM ME. I AINT NO MARVIN GAYE!"
we had to wait in line at the beat kitchen. in the blizzard. for 20 minutes. and almost died.
talked to Sammy. first two bands sucked. Saw Grettttttta. She said the guest lists are full for the 22nd show, but shes going to get Jimmy & I in because "WE HAAAVE to be there. " i love her. WaxOR were amazing as usual. the sound sucked though.
got back around 11. rest of the night AMAAZINg.
we watched bring it on and did the dance moves while laying down. Kathleens roomate Rachel is psychic. no joke. it was amazing//freaky. THE FAINT danse party at 1-3 AM.
I DYED Kathleen & Jimmys hair black. at least 4 trips to 7-11.douche bag security guards. 5 AM trip to Walgreens for bleach. no go. Came back & almost fell asleep.
Did Jimmys hair and it turned out AMAAZINg. I rule at teh hair dying. bleached my bangs out.
came home around noon.
NO SLEEEP
im dying.
the end.
pictures later.
EDIT
(stolen from Kathleens photobucket<3)
they dansed. I photographed.
I so killed him.
PILEUP & look stoopid!
uh. we like our boobs?
uh. i look like im 800 LBS?!
THEN I DYED THE HURR.
first I dyed Kathleen & Jimmy's black.
then I bleached Jimmys. & made him a cool cape. (I redid mine too.)
end result.
P.S
my new huur.
Jimmy & I went to Columbia yesterday to spend the night at Kathleens. it was FREEEEEZING.
We ate there and got read for the Wax On Radio show. On our train, there was a MENTAL PATIENT
honestly.
We get on the train, and shes singing. She calls every black man "HELLLO WELCOME BACK COTTER!. wait sorry I thought you were BILLLLL COSBY!"
she wouldnt let anyone sit in front of her. some things she said
"Get yo WHITE ASS HEAD out of my way"
"Get yo EGG HEAD out of my way"
"ARE YOU A HO!? CAUSE I ANT NO HO. IM ON MY PURRRRRIOD. I SMELL LIKE SARDINES"
to the black guy sitting on the other side of hte train "MY BLAAAAACK BROTTHAAAA!"
it was seriously amazing. she was threatining to kick peoples asses, fuck them up. she was swearing about how she wasnt no fucking Beyonce, and she'll show you around Chicago like Queeen Latiifah.
as we got off the train, she saw Jimmy
"BOY. WHATS WRONG WITH YO HAIR. CUT IT. The bible says its against the rules for boys to have long hair. Im weaing silk and gold and thats a sin. I'll change when you do!"
we had to walk past her again
"GET YO FAGGOT ASS AWAY FROM ME. I AINT NO MARVIN GAYE!"
we had to wait in line at the beat kitchen. in the blizzard. for 20 minutes. and almost died.
talked to Sammy. first two bands sucked. Saw Grettttttta. She said the guest lists are full for the 22nd show, but shes going to get Jimmy & I in because "WE HAAAVE to be there. " i love her. WaxOR were amazing as usual. the sound sucked though.
got back around 11. rest of the night AMAAZINg.
we watched bring it on and did the dance moves while laying down. Kathleens roomate Rachel is psychic. no joke. it was amazing//freaky. THE FAINT danse party at 1-3 AM.
I DYED Kathleen & Jimmys hair black. at least 4 trips to 7-11.douche bag security guards. 5 AM trip to Walgreens for bleach. no go. Came back & almost fell asleep.
Did Jimmys hair and it turned out AMAAZINg. I rule at teh hair dying. bleached my bangs out.
came home around noon.
NO SLEEEP
im dying.
the end.
pictures later.
EDIT
(stolen from Kathleens photobucket<3)
they dansed. I photographed.
I so killed him.
PILEUP & look stoopid!
uh. we like our boobs?
uh. i look like im 800 LBS?!
THEN I DYED THE HURR.
first I dyed Kathleen & Jimmy's black.
then I bleached Jimmys. & made him a cool cape. (I redid mine too.)
end result.
P.S
my new huur.