Things I've said while commuting to my school:
(to a guy who's braking for no reason that I can see)
"Stop pumping your FUCKING BRAKES!!!"
(to six cars, side-by-side in front of me who have to merge and are slowing down because they can't figure out their merging configuration)
"MERGE YOU FUCKS!!!"
(to a guy who merges into my lane at the last minute so he can exit the freeway)
"You cunt bitch."
You shouldn't let me drive your kids anywhere.
"Stop pumping your FUCKING BRAKES!!!"
(to six cars, side-by-side in front of me who have to merge and are slowing down because they can't figure out their merging configuration)
"MERGE YOU FUCKS!!!"
(to a guy who merges into my lane at the last minute so he can exit the freeway)
"You cunt bitch."
You shouldn't let me drive your kids anywhere.