Old People....o.o
Today we had no school. ^.^ And that gave me time to squeeze another entry in.
Anyway, today my Dad and I went to the Senior Citizens Care Center and sang for them....it was not all that fun, however there was this one trippy old lady. She was a short white lady in a wheel chair. Not that I have a problem with short white old ladies, however she was strange...I went over to shake her hand after we were done singing, and she grabbed onto it really hard. Squeezing our palms together hard for a woman of that age, she pulled my hand closer and told me to lean towards her. I didn't know what she was going to do, and if I know old ladies they don't like it when you don't listen to them and then give you speeches about respecting your elders. At that moment, I wasn't in the mood to get preached at, so I buried my annoyance, smiled and leaned in closer. She looked me straight in the eyes and spoke, a little too loudly for my tastes, into my ear.
"Will you lie with me?" she said in a completely innocence voice. I looked at her for a moment with a blank face. She waited for my answer and when I didn't speak she asked another question. "Will you sleep with me?"
I almost blanched at that line. Hell, the lady had just asked if she could have sex with her. She was ninety-something, with who knows how many kids and the lady was still thinking about sex...with a girl none the less.
I had to stop myself from pulling away from her. I shook my head and gently pulled my hands away from hers. After she had let me go I backed away and stood for a while. When I glanced back at the lady, she was kissing some other ladies hand, and sucking on it...
Damn...She might just be chemically imbalanced or something...I don't have anything against Lesbians, gay or bi people, (one of my favorite fan-fic genres is Yaoi. ^.^) however I just don’t like it when they are sucking one people in public...much less old ladies...I even hate it when straight people do it...
Anyway, that was my weird experience for the day, and now food awaits my arrival. ^.^