A Slippery Slope - Pt. 19

[hito_kurisuta]

This chapter... Holy crap, this chapter... It was technically written back on Sunday, but... But so many edits... And re-writes... And things added in and moved around and, and...

^collapses into a puddle of confused, twitching writer^

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[dem_legs_fan]

I don't know if I should laugh at Vortex for getting what he deserved, or be sad that Hook punched his waifu.

[hito_kurisuta]

I laughed... so hard... at calling Vortex his "waifu". XD

Oh lawd...

[dem_legs_fan]

I love using that word, I jump at any excuse. ^_^

[hito_kurisuta]

I approve. <3

^posts up another chappy^

I'll have you know, though, that I am now pondering making art to go with fic... I can just picture Hook at the kitchen table, wearing a suit and reading the newspaper as Vortex, in a frilly pink apron, serves him his morning energon. XD

[dem_legs_fan]

OOOH! OOOH! Make Vortex wear a pearl necklace too! 8D

[hito_kurisuta]

Oh lawd...

Aaaaaand my mind just went straight to the gutter. "Pearl necklace" hurrhurrhurr... X3

[dem_legs_fan]

Wait, that is an innuendo? HOW COME I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE?!

[hito_kurisuta]

Ahahahaha! XD

--> Wiki page

[dem_legs_fan]

Well... I knew about all of those sex positions, but had no idea there was a term for that specific occurrence.

It certainly does put certain parts of the Anita Blake series into a whole new light.

[hito_kurisuta]

Oh? ^is curious^

[dem_legs_fan]

The main protagonist, Anita Blake, basically collects a harem of men in her life. One of them stays at home most of the time, does basic cleaning and cooking, buys matching sets of silverware and dishes, etc. etc. etc.

So she jokes about him being her 1960's housewife. Or is it 1950's? Anywho, she buys him an actual pearl necklace and frilly pink apron, and the guy loves it. xD

[hito_kurisuta]

Oh my~ ^laughs herself silly^

[dem_legs_fan]

He makes it so damn sexy though. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss sexy man in an apron and necklace.