I miss Jessica :-(
Saturday I woke up at 3:30 in the afternoon. I called Brandon, because he had called me earlier that morning, and he was not home when I called. I eventually got a hold of Brandon and he came over. Nick called me after Brandon had left to come over and I told him that I would call him back after I was done eating dinner and Brandon got here. When Brandon arrived we played guitar and then beat Mario Kart 64. After that I called Nick and he came over. We hung out at my house until finally we decided to go for a drive to the cemetery in North Syracuse, off of South Bay Road. Nick drove his car home and Brandon and I followed him. When we got to his house Nick got into Brandon's car and we all drove down to the cemetery. We tore through the miniature paths that were engraved for slow-moving vehicles. Large bits of Earth and rock were sent through the air in hefty loads. It was quite a sight. After the cemetery we just drove around neighborhoods for a bit. When we were pulling out of a street, we saw across Route 11 at Animal Dreams, a small dog. The dog looked as if it was without an owner. We quickly drove across the street and parked in the parking lot to Animal Dreams. Brandon picked it up and brought it to the car. After examining that it had no tags we let it inside the store to ask if anyone had lost a dog. When the woman that worked there saw that their was a dog in her store she said something along the lines of, "Get that dog out of my store. Why are you bringing dogs in my store?" in a really bitchy tone. I told her to go fuck herself, Brandon told her to go eat herself and we left. We thought it would be best to take it to the S.P.C.A. but they were closed when we got there. I found a bone in the grass there and gave it to the dog. He was very protective of the bone from that point forward and wouldn't let anyone near it without growling. Nick called his mother to ask if the dog could stay with him and when she said no I asked my mother. She said yes, but we couldn't keep it. We drove back towards North Syracuse. We then went to Brandon's house for some food and drinks. While leaving Brandon's house, Patrick Cronin called Nick's cell phone and asked him to buy cigarettes for his own lung cancer. We went to Mobile and Nick purchased a pack of cigarettes for Pat. Then we left and drove in the general area that we found the dog and knocked on doors to inquire people if they lost or knew anyone who lost a small, yellow dog. No luck, so we took it home. I put it in the back yard, introduced it to Ren and Stimpy and called Kenny Smith to come over to my house and enjoy the night with the new dog. Kenny had just recently returned from Hawaii and had a nice tan when I saw him. Bryan Instant Messaged me online before Kenny came over and asked to come over and see the new dog. He did, but not without pestering me to "meet him halfway." Bryan you fag. You are 17, mother fucker. When Bryan got here, he and Kenny played on the computer for a long time. Nick and I left to go and get his car, because he left it at his house when we left with Brandon earlier. When we got his car, we drove back to my house and told Kenny and Bryan that we were going tanning. Kenny and Bryan wanted to come with us, so they did. We took the dog so that it could shit and piss in the parking lot, while me and Nick tanned. After we got halfway to the tanning salon, I found out that I forgot my hair-tie and we had to go back. After that bullshit we got to the tanning salon. We went in, tanned, and on our way out some faggot asked us if we got nice tan lines. When I pulled down my pants to show him, he told me to pull them back up several times and then proceeded to call me a fucking faggot. The part that confused me was that when you go tanning, you don't wear anything to get a tan line, therefore it was a stupid question to ask. We got in the car, and went home. The dog was happy to go for a ride and it did in fact shit all over the parking lot. When we returned home, I worked out with Kenny and Nick left. Bryan played on the computer more with Kenny after we worked out and then Kenny, I and the dog walked Bryan home. We stood in front of Bryan's house and talked for a while and then Kenny and I went back to my house. We ate cereal, played video games and went to bed with the new dog.