Okay... This is my first time ever posting in an LJ Community. ._.; Please don't kill me if I make a mistake. ><;; And I'm very sorry if I do. Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated!! (It's my first fic, too... I'm a super n00b.)
Title - "Of Clams and Stars"
Author - ninjasforramen (That's me! ^^)
Rating - PG-13 (For language..? There really isn't anything bad in here except that...)
Pairing - General/Humor! Lots of Humor!
Warnings - A whole family full of OCs.
Word count - 2,644
Summary (Teaser?) - With an ethereal grace, she placed one perfectly manicured hand over her heart and continued in her harmonious tone, “I am Alekis-Mayree Vawn Soo, the vampire-werewolf-guardian-princess of the Mafia destined to-”
“RIFIUTOOO!”
A shout interrupted the mysteriously beautiful woman’s speech. Majestically, she turned her head towards the sound only to have the bottom of a sneaker smashed into her once flawless face.
http://ninjasforramen.livejournal.com/518.html <- Journal Link. I can't figure out how to do the "Fake Cut" mentioned in the rules. Sorry. >_<;