Party: Halloween!

[principalprimo]

You guys know what day it is, right?

Okay...yes, it's October 30th in the real time zones. Don't be a smart ass. We're just going to go ahead and say it's the 31st for the sake of it. So lemme ask you again...

You guys know what day it is, right?

That's right!

It's Halloween and, in keeping with awful High School clichés, the Hitman High all purpose

Comments

[voifuckschool]

[Squalo has no idea what he's doing here.

He has no idea why he's wearing a a pirate costume. He thinks it's shitty-ass gay.

But he's in no way to make a comment on it because he's currently piss-drunk. Drugs and alcohol don't mix? Byakuran spikes punch well.

Don't talk to him, you homeless people.]

[erytophiliac]

Squ-chan~ Having fun~?

[voifuckschool]

Uuuuuhhhhhhhh.

[He's so stoned, man.]

[erytophiliac]

[Wait, you were smoking too? Aren't you a delinquent.]

.......[You look vulnerable. Like someone could easily take advantage of you.]

.........Can I braid your hair~? ♥

[voifuckschool]

[FACE IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO YOURS.]

...............................................piss.

[erytophiliac]

[Oho, looks like somebody wants a kiss.]

Piss~?

[voifuckschool]

[Actually, no. His bladder is full.]

I need to piss.

[erytophiliac]

...Want me to hold your hand and walk you to the bathroom~?

[voifuckschool]

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEEEEEEEEM HUUUUUHHH YOU WANNA GO WATCH ME PISS OR SOMETHIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGG.

[He's retarded. I'm sorry.]

[erytophiliac]

Hahahaha~! Well, some people like that sort of thing~! I'm always up for new things! ♥

[voifuckschool]

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WATCH ME PIIIIISSSSS IT'S NOT LIKE I GO AROUND WAVING MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK IN PEOPLE'S FACES.

BUT SQUALO YOU'RE A SHAAAARRKKK

[erytophiliac]

Size comparison, maybe~♥

JUST BECAUSE HE'S A SHARK DOESN'T MEAN HE FLASHES HIS PELVIC AND ANAL FINS AT PEOPLE

[voifuckschool]

................MINE ARE FUCKING BIGGER THAN YOUR TWO-INCH WONDER.

[Yes. Plural. With he ever cease to amaze.]

BUT HOW WILL WE SUCK HIS DIIIIIIIIICCCKKKK

[erytophiliac]

[Oh my. You know, Byakuran knew a guy who had a similar condition- only it was having none. He kind of wants to see now.]

Two inch? Where'd you hear that?

NO BLOWJOBS ON THE FIRST DATE YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS

[voifuckschool]

[STINKY BREATH.]

From your mom, shithead. Who else?

BOOOO

[erytophiliac]

Ah~? Really, you've met her~? I'm surprised she was coherent.

[..he...he's taking you seriously.]