LONGEST SURVEY EVER!!!!!
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Nope, I refuse, I've seen what it does to others, I like my intellect thank you very much.)
× I've watched porn movies.
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Again no. I have tended to hold onto past relationships. However, I do that in the privacy of my own home where I don't screw with anyone else.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Nope, been tempted, but I've shown restraint.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Yeah, and I'm not going to reveal it here, so.......bugger off ha ha ha.)
✓ I hate the rain. (I love the rain, it just has an interesting affect on me.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I'm decently insecure, so I can be paranoid a lot of the time.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I can't say that I would or I wouldn't. It would take some real thought.)
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Never had it.)
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (I really don't know, aren't we all self conscious about this?)
✓ I have long hair. (Man HELL no, I've always kept it short.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been.)
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I could....probably wouldn't want to though.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Not really.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I wouldn't say A LOT, not like I have male PMS or anything.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Again, anything that is potentially harmful to a lot of people, shouldn't be done, I don't care how much fun it is.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Nope, never had a roomate.)
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Nah, I can be lethargic at times.)
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked, as in kissed?!?! Uhhh, no.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not too much anymore. A lot of the people I enjoyed talking to, vanished...odd.)
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I used to be, but not as much these days.)
× I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've never been drunk.)
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Don't know about this one quite yet.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Nope, I refuse. If you're an annoying stranger though...oh consider yourself reported!!!)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to lots of stuff, just nothing that bothers me too much.)
× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I shut off my computer if I'm gone for extended periods of time.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, yes, drugs, no.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Pssh, nope.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I enjoy MOST country music.)
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (What sexuality..........hell what career!?!!?)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Yup, and he dated my ex at the same time...we kinda swapped, and it didn't work out for either one of us.)
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (No, unless they're on my fantasy football team!!)
× Democrat.
✓ Republican. (Nope, think Bush is a nugget o dear turd.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Wha huh?!?!)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Nope, country boy.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I've tried to date older women, but by and large I date women my own age or slightly younger.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Nope, I figure if I know it, I know it, and if I don't, I don't. Comes from the whole "pay attention in class and good things will come" not "doze off then cram at the last moment" thing.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Nope, usual way.)
✓ I can work on a car. (I could, but I'd make it worse.)
✓ I love my job(s). (What job!?!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Don't know very many people that are.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Dont't have any pierced.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Hell no, that's a good way to get your food stabbed!!)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Nope, felt like doing it, but never acted on it, which is why I'm still here!)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Love is a strong word......we have a mutual appreciation for one another.)
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Pssh, only if you count the stuff I buy for my girlfriend during the holidays or her birthday.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Nope, I'm kinda tone deaf when it comes to instruments.)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Nope, went to my favorite school THE Ohio State University.)
✓ I am adopted. (Sometimes thought I was, but now I'm pretty sure I'm legit.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Used to be, but not anymore.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Nope.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (I used to think so, but now I'm not so sure.)
× I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (It's a case by case basis.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Good food, don't care! Unless I get a waiter/waitress that is WAAAY too happy to be there!)
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. ((whistling now))
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (No, but I expect to in the near future)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Not that I'm aware of.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Not really thought it, but I've been told many times the wrong decade and once or twice the wrong century.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I'm a head on kinda person.)
✓ I wear a toe ring. (Nope, I'm not into the whole foot jewelry thing.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (Nope, not a fan.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (This has been the case in the past.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (No, I enjoy the occasional cup of coffee, but not a junkie by any stretch of the imagination.)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Don't know about all of that, but I'm quasi-environmental.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Nah, not a matter of getting away with it, it's a matter of living with myself later.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I have my addictions that make no sense.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (You don't want to see me write with my other hand let alone anything else.)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Don't have any on there at all.)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (No, if I weren't opposed to the thought of MYSELF naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Nah, they're decent.)
✓ I hate my toes. (WTF!??! That's an odd thing to hate, ranks right up there with hating your kneecaps!)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Nope, just this one.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Define EXTREMELY!)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Too many headaches.)
✓ I smoke. (Nope.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Nah, I split it up pretty nicely.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Not really, maybe if I'm affected by something else.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I've shot a gun, that's about it.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm pretty grounded.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Strip Uno, but not poker.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Nah, not so much.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (It's not so bad from time to time.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Don't think so.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Nah, I can be though.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Again, I can be.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Nope, only been here.)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He kinda did.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (uhhhh........not a fan of the party, no)
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Nah, makes me want to get up and join in.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (if there is something I really want to read, this is true, but it has to be REALLY good, and I have to have DVR!)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like them both.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Nope, usually had them done early.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Nope.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Can't say as I have.)
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (My dad never wanted me for any reason, let alone holidays.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Don't trust animals.......but don't trust humans either..........we're all screwed up!!)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (No, I do it almost daily.)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Ladies and Gentleman, I like Monty Python, but do not live in the show!)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (I try to be.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (If i have, I'm not aware of it.)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Ha ha ha ha, no.)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I'm so confused by that question that I'm going to move on.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (No, I'm pretty hetero.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Nope, can't say that I do.)
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Nah, I usually like it quiet.)
✓ I dislike milk. (Love it.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (No, I don't scrub my skin off.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (If you carry it, wouldn't you deem it significant!?!?)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Love my hair, it's really soft.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I'm usually like that anyway.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I live with my mother.)
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Eh oh, didn't write any of them....they dont' give them out?)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Not to my knowledge.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Not professionally, just if someo A-hole is being a dick on the street at a red light.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (I like it.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Pretty good about that actually, and I rarely lose my keys.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, close though, I play Herolix)
× I love to sing.
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (No, it's dingy, besides that's my weightroom.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Ha ha ha, yeah, custom built by HP along with the rest of the ones just like it.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Ok, this sounds like some cloning bs.)
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ewwww, don't care if they're human, that's STILL creepy.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nope.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Only one or two, unless you count German skits in HS.)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin! (Some people thought I was, when I was growing up, but in actuality, my sister and I are like 7 years apart.)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Everyone needs crazy mindless humor!)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I try, but sometimes you just can't.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I used to, but now I only sleep like 7-8.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (I have a fair amount.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Only if that prevents me from losing my hair altogether.)
× I download songs from the internet.
✓ I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't know, so I'm going to say "no.")
× I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF!!!)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I do my best singing to slow songs.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Sorry, I like y'all, but my corporeal friends have helped me through A LOT!!)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Nope, I hate George W. Bush and I'm pretty sure I don't love him. Besides, what sense does that make. If you love someone, then you can't hate them, you can only be annoyed with them.)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Oh you betcha....I say that, because you just spoke Latin to me.)
× I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books.
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (Nope, I refuse, I've seen what it does to others, I like my intellect thank you very much.)
× I've watched porn movies.
✓ I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Again no. I have tended to hold onto past relationships. However, I do that in the privacy of my own home where I don't screw with anyone else.)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (Nope, been tempted, but I've shown restraint.)
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Yeah, and I'm not going to reveal it here, so.......bugger off ha ha ha.)
✓ I hate the rain. (I love the rain, it just has an interesting affect on me.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (I'm decently insecure, so I can be paranoid a lot of the time.)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I can't say that I would or I wouldn't. It would take some real thought.)
× I need/want money right now.
✓ I love sushi. (Never had it.)
× I talk really, really fast.
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (I really don't know, aren't we all self conscious about this?)
✓ I have long hair. (Man HELL no, I've always kept it short.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been.)
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I could....probably wouldn't want to though.)
✓ I like the way that I look. (Not really.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (I wouldn't say A LOT, not like I have male PMS or anything.)
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Again, anything that is potentially harmful to a lot of people, shouldn't be done, I don't care how much fun it is.)
✓ I slept with a roommate. (Nope, never had a roomate.)
× I have a hidden talent.
✓ I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (Nah, I can be lethargic at times.)
× I have a lot of friends.
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Pecked, as in kissed?!?! Uhhh, no.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not too much anymore. A lot of the people I enjoyed talking to, vanished...odd.)
✓ I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I used to be, but not as much these days.)
× I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I've never been drunk.)
× I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future. (Don't know about this one quite yet.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Nope, I refuse. If you're an annoying stranger though...oh consider yourself reported!!!)
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (I'm allergic to lots of stuff, just nothing that bothers me too much.)
× I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I shut off my computer if I'm gone for extended periods of time.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, yes, drugs, no.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Pssh, nope.)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (I enjoy MOST country music.)
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (What sexuality..........hell what career!?!!?)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (Yup, and he dated my ex at the same time...we kinda swapped, and it didn't work out for either one of us.)
× I am happy at this moment.
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (No, unless they're on my fantasy football team!!)
× Democrat.
✓ Republican. (Nope, think Bush is a nugget o dear turd.)
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Wha huh?!?!)
✓ I am punk rockish. (Nope, country boy.)
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (I've tried to date older women, but by and large I date women my own age or slightly younger.)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Nope, I figure if I know it, I know it, and if I don't, I don't. Comes from the whole "pay attention in class and good things will come" not "doze off then cram at the last moment" thing.)
✓ I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Nope, usual way.)
✓ I can work on a car. (I could, but I'd make it worse.)
✓ I love my job(s). (What job!?!)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Don't know very many people that are.)
✓ I have more than just my ears pierced. (Dont't have any pierced.)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Hell no, that's a good way to get your food stabbed!!)
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (Nope, felt like doing it, but never acted on it, which is why I'm still here!)
✓ I love sea turtles. (Love is a strong word......we have a mutual appreciation for one another.)
✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Pssh, only if you count the stuff I buy for my girlfriend during the holidays or her birthday.)
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Nope, I'm kinda tone deaf when it comes to instruments.)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Nope, went to my favorite school THE Ohio State University.)
✓ I am adopted. (Sometimes thought I was, but now I'm pretty sure I'm legit.)
✓ I am a pyro. (Used to be, but not anymore.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much. (Nope.)
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (I used to think so, but now I'm not so sure.)
× I adore bright colours.
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (It's a case by case basis.)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Good food, don't care! Unless I get a waiter/waitress that is WAAAY too happy to be there!)
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. ((whistling now))
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (No, but I expect to in the near future)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Not that I'm aware of.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Not really thought it, but I've been told many times the wrong decade and once or twice the wrong century.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (I'm a head on kinda person.)
✓ I wear a toe ring. (Nope, I'm not into the whole foot jewelry thing.)
✓ I have a tattoo. (Nope, not a fan.)
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (This has been the case in the past.)
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (No, I enjoy the occasional cup of coffee, but not a junkie by any stretch of the imagination.)
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (Don't know about all of that, but I'm quasi-environmental.)
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Nah, not a matter of getting away with it, it's a matter of living with myself later.)
✓ I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (I have my addictions that make no sense.)
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (You don't want to see me write with my other hand let alone anything else.)
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Don't have any on there at all.)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (No, if I weren't opposed to the thought of MYSELF naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.)
✓ I have terrible teeth. (Nah, they're decent.)
✓ I hate my toes. (WTF!??! That's an odd thing to hate, ranks right up there with hating your kneecaps!)
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. (Nope, just this one.)
✓ I am extremely flexible. (Define EXTREMELY!)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business. (Too many headaches.)
✓ I smoke. (Nope.)
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (Nah, I split it up pretty nicely.)
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Not really, maybe if I'm affected by something else.)
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I've shot a gun, that's about it.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (I'm pretty grounded.)
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Strip Uno, but not poker.)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (Nah, not so much.)
✓ I can't stand being alone. (It's not so bad from time to time.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Don't think so.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Nah, I can be though.)
✓ I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Again, I can be.)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Nope, only been here.)
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He kinda did.)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
✓ I am a Libertarian. (uhhhh........not a fan of the party, no)
× I can speak more than one language.
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Nah, makes me want to get up and join in.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (if there is something I really want to read, this is true, but it has to be REALLY good, and I have to have DVR!)
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (I like them both.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Nope, usually had them done early.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Nope.)
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (Can't say as I have.)
✓ I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (My dad never wanted me for any reason, let alone holidays.)
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Don't trust animals.......but don't trust humans either..........we're all screwed up!!)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (No, I do it almost daily.)
✓ I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Ladies and Gentleman, I like Monty Python, but do not live in the show!)
✓ I am compulsively honest. (I try to be.)
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. (If i have, I'm not aware of it.)
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (Ha ha ha ha, no.)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (I'm so confused by that question that I'm going to move on.)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (No, I'm pretty hetero.)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Nope, can't say that I do.)
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (Nah, I usually like it quiet.)
✓ I dislike milk. (Love it.)
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (No, I don't scrub my skin off.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (If you carry it, wouldn't you deem it significant!?!?)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Love my hair, it's really soft.)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (I'm usually like that anyway.)
✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. (I live with my mother.)
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Eh oh, didn't write any of them....they dont' give them out?)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
✓ I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (Not to my knowledge.)
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
✓ I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. (Not professionally, just if someo A-hole is being a dick on the street at a red light.)
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (I like it.)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Pretty good about that actually, and I rarely lose my keys.)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (No, close though, I play Herolix)
× I love to sing.
✓ I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (No, it's dingy, besides that's my weightroom.)
✓ I have a custom-built computer. (Ha ha ha, yeah, custom built by HP along with the rest of the ones just like it.)
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Ok, this sounds like some cloning bs.)
✓ I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (Ewwww, don't care if they're human, that's STILL creepy.)
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (Nope.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (Only one or two, unless you count German skits in HS.)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
✓ I am a twin! (Some people thought I was, when I was growing up, but in actuality, my sister and I are like 7 years apart.)
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (Everyone needs crazy mindless humor!)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (I try, but sometimes you just can't.)
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I used to, but now I only sleep like 7-8.)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (I have a fair amount.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (Only if that prevents me from losing my hair altogether.)
× I download songs from the internet.
✓ I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't know, so I'm going to say "no.")
× I say random things to freak people out.
✓ I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (WTF!!!)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I do my best singing to slow songs.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
× I think this survey is particularly long.
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Sorry, I like y'all, but my corporeal friends have helped me through A LOT!!)
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (Nope, I hate George W. Bush and I'm pretty sure I don't love him. Besides, what sense does that make. If you love someone, then you can't hate them, you can only be annoyed with them.)
✓ I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (Oh you betcha....I say that, because you just spoke Latin to me.)