Fic: Stars & Stripes (1/1)
Title: Stars & Stripes
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov; Implications of General Avengers Polyamory
Summary: It was innocent. It was mostly-if-not-entirely innocent, and well-intentioned, and Steve would like it to be documented and acknowledged that he was not the one who decided it’d be a good idea to go rummaging through their colleagues’ bedside tables, alright? It was not Steve’s idea, and therefore Steve cannot be blamed for the thing that was found as a result.
The star-spangled, silicone thing sitting on the duvet between them, shaped like a...bowling pin.
A very thin, very particularly-contoured bowling pin.
“It’s a set, too,” Tony adds, as if that makes it any better. “We’ve all got one.”
Inspired by this art post.
(( “Does the term ‘double-team’ mean anything to you, Uncle Sam?” ))
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Natasha Romanov; Implications of General Avengers Polyamory
Summary: It was innocent. It was mostly-if-not-entirely innocent, and well-intentioned, and Steve would like it to be documented and acknowledged that he was not the one who decided it’d be a good idea to go rummaging through their colleagues’ bedside tables, alright? It was not Steve’s idea, and therefore Steve cannot be blamed for the thing that was found as a result.
The star-spangled, silicone thing sitting on the duvet between them, shaped like a...bowling pin.
A very thin, very particularly-contoured bowling pin.
“It’s a set, too,” Tony adds, as if that makes it any better. “We’ve all got one.”
Inspired by this art post.
(( “Does the term ‘double-team’ mean anything to you, Uncle Sam?” ))