Traditional marriage
So there I was, gassing up my car, and I saw a bumper sticker reading "Don't mess with marriage".
Strangely enough, the driver was a woman, and I saw her husband get in on the passenger side.
Odd, I thought, for someone committed to preserving traditional marriage. I mean, letting the woman drive?
Helps, even letting her out of the house?!
(For the sarcasm-impaired, yes, I know what they meant: Help! We're running out of reasons to feel superior!)
Strangely enough, the driver was a woman, and I saw her husband get in on the passenger side.
Odd, I thought, for someone committed to preserving traditional marriage. I mean, letting the woman drive?
Helps, even letting her out of the house?!
(For the sarcasm-impaired, yes, I know what they meant: Help! We're running out of reasons to feel superior!)