1.kendall and i are human beings. 2. kendall is neato. 3. kendall isn't a dipshit. 4. kendall makes me feel like dancing (remember that one time with the creepy mask?). 5. one thing that i like about Kendall is her bowling tactics. 6. if i could change one thing about Kendall, i would free her mind. 7. Kendall should forget her troubles (come on get happy). 8. if Kendall were a color, she'd be blue. 9. if Kendall were an animal, she'd be a dolphin. 10. if Kendall were a candy, she'd be rock candy, rock it baby. 11. if Kendall were a song, she'd be "Kelbo In the Flowers" (to be released by the Fig many years from now). 12. i dislike it when Kendall is handed a pile of proverbial shit on a platter. 13. if i could be with Kendall right now, i would be playing my guitar (i am writing a song and nothing will stop me). 14. if i could give Kendall one thing, it would be an apartment. 15. sometimes, when i think of kendall, I don't always think of her in a Kirk context, contrary to her belief.
I apologize for the Judy Garland reference in #7, it was a hard question and it was the only thing coming to me.
2. kendall is neato.
3. kendall isn't a dipshit.
4. kendall makes me feel like dancing (remember that one time with the creepy mask?).
5. one thing that i like about Kendall is her bowling tactics.
6. if i could change one thing about Kendall, i would free her mind.
7. Kendall should forget her troubles (come on get happy).
8. if Kendall were a color, she'd be blue.
9. if Kendall were an animal, she'd be a dolphin.
10. if Kendall were a candy, she'd be rock candy, rock it baby.
11. if Kendall were a song, she'd be "Kelbo In the Flowers" (to be released by the Fig many years from now).
12. i dislike it when Kendall is handed a pile of proverbial shit on a platter.
13. if i could be with Kendall right now, i would be playing my guitar (i am writing a song and nothing will stop me).
14. if i could give Kendall one thing, it would be an apartment.
15. sometimes, when i think of kendall, I don't always think of her in a Kirk context, contrary to her belief.
I apologize for the Judy Garland reference in #7, it was a hard question and it was the only thing coming to me.
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