[fic || super junior] Tumblrbeasts
Okay, so let's admit that Super Junior fandom does awful things with me :D I registered at a ridiculous amount of chinese forums, read lots of fics, bought a cd and am going to buy a photobook. Although I've always been saying that kind of stuff is useless. And what scares me the most is that i don't just write fics. I've began to translate them into English. Well, maybe it will be kinda useful because English practice and all that jazz so if you notice some spelling or grammar mistakes feel free to point them out for me, I'll appreciate that really much. xD Um. Enjoy :D
Title: TumblrbeastsAuthor: junjou_robotica
Rating: pg
Pairing(s): a bandfic where you can spot mild SiHanChul, KangTeuk, QMi and YeWook. If you see something else, tell me :D
Summary: Super Junior get themselves tumblrs and it's a macro to blame for it.
Genre: crack.
Disclaimer: I own neither Super Junior guys nor mentioned tumblrs. But i love both! :D <3
The first one to get a tumblr is Heechul after he receives at twitter a link to fuckyeahkpopmacros. The post there contains an inappropriate macro with Heechul, Hankyung, dumplings and Lady Gaga which amazes Heechul so he registers to reblog it. That reblog is sent to twitter so in next five minutes Heechul has 1000 followers. Afterwards Heechul's tumblr transforms into a party of macros, gifs, memes and various me-and-friends photos which Heechul also uses as a source for macros. Sometimes Heechul uses photoshop for the benefit of kpopsecrets, and tumblr goes down.
Hankyung demands Heechul to ask where the dumpling picture used in that inappropriate macro comes from and after having found the link to that blog immediately clicks "follow". Then Hankyung accidentally runs into ten more culinary tumblrs of which four are dedicated to the various kinds of dumplings and two are focused on the methods of cooking rice. Hankyung himself posts korean language exercises he's fulfilled asking his followers to correct them and also shares the photos of the food he's cooked today and is going to cook tomorrow.
Siwon signs up for tumblr to reblog Hankyung’s exercises and correct his mistakes. However almost right away he comes across dailybibleverse and jesustumblr in some kind of magical way and not following those full of holy spirit tumblrs is unbearable. Siwon does his best to make a contribution into his favorite blogs’ activities and suffers deeply because of every unfollowing. He himself still doesn’t want to add anyone else to his dashboard but fails because Heechul regularly hacks Siwon’s account and subscribes him to fuckyeahsujufaces (where a bit more than a half of the posts contain the different facial expressions of Siwon) and welovesibrows (where a post without those facial expressions simply doesn’t exist).
Shindong can’t miss a new entertainment so he gets a tumblr too. Anyway Shindong hardly knows what to do with it so mainly uses it like a cross among wishlist, shopping list and report on what he bought. Tumblrs of all the shops providing the big-sized clothes immediately follow Shindong. Also every shop hires a hacker trying to hack Shindong’s tumblr and post there only the stuff from that very shop.
Sungmin doesn’t want to sign up for a long time but finally the team of Shindong and Heechul almost breaks his defence with a fuckyeahpink tumblr. Signing up is still not for Sungmin but sometimes pink-colored posts and photos of weird-looking wine bottles appear all of a sudden in Shindong’s likes.
Leeteuk gets himself a tumblr because he is the Leader and should support the members’ initiatives. The contents of his tumblr compiles from really long rants on the meaning of life and the existence of Super Junior posted using the button “photo” and stupid everyday photos posted using the button “text”. Leeteuk usually forgets to check his dashboard but he follows all the Super Junior members and also a besttumblrtypos blog. Sometimes Heechul thinks he should make the tag “kangin” tracked at Leeteuk’s dashboard but then he decides that internet-addicted Leader is a too cruel idea even for Kim Heechul.
Their manager really thinks Kangin getting a tumblr is a bad idea. The manager is afraid of Kangin reblogging only porn, Leeteuk (“Leeteuk porn!” - suggests Heechul joyfully, and Siwon frowns with displeasure; next day that Siwon’s face makes it to tumblr’s best posts) and drinks. But Leeteuk himself can’t endure this so he registers Kangin secretly for an experimental account. When the manager sees there nothing but lots of adorable raccoons he sighs and gives his permission. Fortunately he forgets to check Kangin’s likes - Kangin hearts only porn, Leeteuk, Leeteuk porn and drinks.
Yesung’s blog is the most harmless at first sight because of its monotony: Yesung’s turtles, other turtles, Yesung’s turtles again and so on. But no one except Ryeowook, Yesung himself and his turtles knows that there’s a userscript implied in all the turtles’ photos which automatically subscribes to Yesung’s blog everyone who liked or reblogged his posts.
The reason of Ryeowook's rare posting is that he maintains the work of the script in Yesung’s tumblr. But when Ryeowook does update he posts photos of food, smileys he found while googling and reblogs of make-up tutorials. What is not understandable for Ryeowook is that why the most amount of notes he'd ever got was achieved with a photo of suspicious “fried'n'spicy new year cake” (red and liquid by the way) cooked by Ryeowook in China.
Donghae follows some of the blogs that tumblr suggests him on the day of registration and happily forgets about his account. He remembers about its existence only when Eunhyuk links him to UFO and ghost pics with sarcastic comments. Donghae reblogs all the pics enthusiastically and writes under each of them something like OMG PPL THEY'RE REALLLL I KNEY KNEY KNEY IT ALVAYSS. Heechul does macros about this.
When someone asks Eunhyuk about his likes he blushes impetuously and everyone thinks it’s porn as usual. But actually Eunhyuk just hearts every post of werksytycd, buccyeahsytycd and ohyeahsytycd, and his tracked tags pretty much consist of names of his favorite SYTYCD dancers. However Eunhyuk also follows sjradbromance and dreams about being a blogger there.
At first Zhou Mi registers at tumblr only because he wants to follow fyeahkyuhyun. Then it turns out that tumblr has lots of blogs focused on clothes, Hello Kitty and Super Mario so Zhou Mi gladly subscribes to all of them. Anyway his first tumblr love isn’t left without attention: Zhou Mi reblogs every fyeahkyuhyun post. No one needs doubles in his dashboard so fyeahkyuhyun is left with only ten followers. Nine of them are bots.
Kyuhyun approaches tumblr rationally: he googles the most regularly updating Starcraft blog and it becomes the only one he follows. Kyuhyun also posts only screencaps of his raids and missions and doesn’t bother with any text comments to them. When Kyuhyun’s ask box is exploding because of questions about Zhou Mi Kyuhyun replies to questions also with Starcraft screencaps without any text. His followers don’t like or reblog them on purpose trying to provoke Kyuhyun on something more clear and he calls himself a genius again. Because those are screencaps with a character Zhou Mi’s playing under Kyuhyun thoughtful guidance.
Of all the Super Junior members Henry follows the most amount of blogs because he doesn’t mind following back. Anyway he doesn’t check his friendlist except of only one tumblr: stereotypicalcanadianmoose. It’s Henry’s homepage in all the browsers and he checks it a ridiculous amount of times a day. Henry quotes this tumblr in all the interviews, at tv-shows and in the dorm before going to sleep. However no one understands it’s even quotes.
Kibum doesn’t sign up for tumblr. He is busy doing films and reading books.