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OH. MY. GOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Kyle and I are the only sober people in the house. I'm on the couch trying to sleep. Kyle's dead asleep. I'm assuming everyone else is passed the fuck out. I hear the door open, then guess what I hear? Someone stumbling around... and then PISSING IN MY HALLWAY. It sounds like he's peeing against the door, or on the wall... but no, turns out he's pissing on a video tape, which I threw away. Too bad for whoever wanted to watch Martin Lawrence. Who would do this? Just randomly piss everywhere? -dun dun dun- STEVE!!!!
STEVE PISSED IN MY HALLWAY.
AND I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP.
BUT I'M NOT MAD.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
And happy birthday to me!
Kyle and I are the only sober people in the house. I'm on the couch trying to sleep. Kyle's dead asleep. I'm assuming everyone else is passed the fuck out. I hear the door open, then guess what I hear? Someone stumbling around... and then PISSING IN MY HALLWAY. It sounds like he's peeing against the door, or on the wall... but no, turns out he's pissing on a video tape, which I threw away. Too bad for whoever wanted to watch Martin Lawrence. Who would do this? Just randomly piss everywhere? -dun dun dun- STEVE!!!!
STEVE PISSED IN MY HALLWAY.
AND I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP.
BUT I'M NOT MAD.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER.
And happy birthday to me!