Looking at the future plots of KRPG...Tsu' is irreparably screwed up now. Slowly dying of an incurable parasite infection, watched her boyfriend's powers go out of whack and crush him, found out the man that she wanted to have as a cousin-in-law is betraying her and was behind the attacks on her and her allies (his explanation for this has yet to be typed up, as far as I know), and after all this she has to raise her baby daughter all on her own. I'm thinking she ends up losing almost all trust in people, barring her sister and her daughter, and at times is only pretending to be perky. THANKS FOR SCREWING HER OVER, SGAI!
Oh look it's a meme to distract me from the sad.
Choose twelve of your characters, in any particular order. Then, answer the questions that follow, but DON'T LOOK AT THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU PICK THE CHARACTERS!
Crap, I had to BS up some of my really old characters for this one since my current cast is limited. The best part is because I waited a while before finishing this, some info relating to my characters changed. Such as Tsu' having half her world fall apart in the span of a few days and losing half her family.
1. Zelda (non-SBG version)
2. Aero (KRPG version)
3. Dedede
4. Irene
5. Tsunami (KRPG version)
6. P-shi (I don't think I will ever use her full name ever again)
7. Yoko
8. Goombario
9. R.O.B.
10. Nana
11. Boris
12. Tidal
lol references to rps I need to shut up about
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Boris, because while both will inevitably attempt to beat the crap out of the idiot students, at least Boris has no experience with firing guns at people's heads.
2. Do you think #2 is hot? How hot?
lolno. Aero first shows up in the game as a nine-year-old, and she spends most of her screentime being twelve or thirteen before messily dying. I'm not touching that. Adult Aero is a lot less squicky for me, but given that the only Adult Aero in KRPG is technically the unholy mix of her and an evil spirit, I'm inclined to say it doesn't count.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
"hay goomby can you go find my sister she kind of got attacked by crazy idiots" "lol k *beats the crap out of crazy idiots. but the princess is in another castle.*"
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?
Probably some kind of manual or instruction book.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Aero to P-shi. Aero's brief, off-screen visit to Harmonium got her a bit interested in guns, and P-shi would likely be more receptive than any other character in the game to any begging for lessons.
6. For whatever reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should 5 share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
With R.O.B.. The reasoning behind Tsu' looking for a roommate would involve needing someone to help her raise her daughter, so she would have to take the most responsible person, even if she would have more fun with Nana.
7. 2, 7, and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
They go to Club 64 to discuss why people who make abominations against nature to zombify others really, really suck.
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
STOP. HAMMER TIME.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would 8 get it back?
Charge for ninety turns and then use Multibonk.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
On the Road to Redemption
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
HighAboveMe!Zelda* is getting hunted down by anti-interspecies protesters. Irene, a human who has her own problems from crushing on her neighbors, allows her to hide out in Smashville. The two work from Irene's house to try and do some damage control.
*I don't care if I never RPed my ficverse Zelda. Shh!
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Probably not that well. Either we'd be silent the whole time, or I'd be talking and Yoko would just be quiet.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
CLOBBAH DAT KIRBEH
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw anything regarding 11?
Not as far as I know. lol obscure character
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Tsu'. Just Tsu'. They are tight and Aero will always trust her more than others. Irene would be an awesome friend, but big sister figures win in the end.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
She'll just give a warcry and start beating things up. Or, alternatively, Nana might shout some kind of meme.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
lolidunno. Really, I don't know enough songs, and if I do I can't think of any.
18. 1, 6, and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
P-shi. Zelda is too passive to argue, and Tidal doesn't care enough.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"You're an ice person!"
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
...oh, lol. I can't pick between three things:
1: Massive damage to public property. Y'see, every hotel the Chosen set foot in tends to suffer irreparable structural damage if not complete destruction by the time they leave.
2: Caught doing acts of a sexual nature with Sedriss because they thought hiding in the huge bush field in the park would be enough.
3: Punching out Jason for having a stick up his arse. Bonus points if this is after he's promoted from her second-in-command to head of the whole dang army (thus outranking her by a lot, so I doubt trying to break his face will go over well). Scratch that. I wrote this yesterday morning, even though I didn't post it. Several hours later, SGAI revealed to me that Jason ends up doing things that would earn Tsu' a freaking medal and hero's reception if she broke his face. Funny Aneurysm Moment, indeed.)
I'll go with Option 4: She somehow manages to do all three in the span of a few hours.
21. What is 6's secret?
P-shi actually has a bit of a dislike for many of the Chosen. They're too unstable for her tastes, and while she knows she herself isn't exactly the most empathic when it comes to relating to others and shouldn't be talking, she finds their flaws too much to handle at times. This is why she easily drifts away from them after my RP, as she doesn't feel a close connection to anyone except Tidal (and even then, it was mostly business related to protecting Tsu').
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Boris, because R.O.B. isn't as mobile in some situations and probably has issues with things like stairs.
23. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
Yoko, if she brought a weapon with her. Goombario's a bit too much of a shorty for me to trust with my life because we all know I'm the tallest person ever.
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11 volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that she is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"Zelda and R.O.B. reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Irene's sinister secret organization. Boris volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he is actually a spy for Irene. Meanwhile, Irene has kidnapped Tidal in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Tsunami, they seek out Dedede, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?"
My Greatest and First Fanfic Ever!! -- By Irene Crosseu
I probably screwed up some numbers up there.
Stupid Dragon Eggs are attracting me again. There is an egg made of cheese now, for crying out loud. I only need views, though, so it's okay. I think I'll just link to the
scroll itself right now so I don't accidentally view them myself twenty million times.
DCS
-Continue Kirby vs. Dedede log
-Throw Dedede and possibly someone else into the theme park log
-Think of something to post for Goombario, because I really should get more active with him.
-h-hey maybe I could icon beg for Goomby
KRPG
-Decide whether Tsunami is going to kill Jason or not once he gives his reasoning for being a manipulative prick. spoilers i still ship it
-Prod SGAI into doing a log taken from a time when these characters were marginally happier.
-Think up some more witty insults for my characters to use.
Other
-Do something about my GPX+ eggs, as I lost interest in the game.
-Raise Dragon Eggs -- I want a cheese egg, a tiny egg, and different color striped eggs.
-Figure out just what I'm going to do with a broken tablet pen and a tablet company that apparently doesn't sell new ones separately.
-Play some Sims 3. Didn't I tell myself I wanted to do a short story for that Good vs. Evil showcase? The entries are due in two days, so yeah.
-Maybe I should pick up Animal Crossing again soon, if only so I can get a picture set up that I want to use for Reenie involving odd furniture designs.
-Roach-proof and ant-proof the house because there is so much crap running around, it's not funny.
-Get some new freaking icons.