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[hiswifeasword]

Hm. I must confess that this... modern form of communication is not one I am fond of. However I am in need of training and some money and have exhausted my usual resources. My name is Ishikawa Goemon, and I am a master of the iai technique as well as proficient in various hand combat styles

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[hahha_innuendo]

Quick question! How fast are you at serving coffee and what's your cup size?

Ha ha! Not coffee related.

[hahha_innuendo]

A man? You're pulling my leg! Look at the shapely chin and the flowing black hair! I've got a sense for these things, Ofdensen! She's a little on the plain side, but I don't mind a woman going au natural every now and then.

[immasuperhero]

Oh to be a fly on the wall when that meeting happens.

[immasuperhero]

Well he wears geta anyway. Not too much of a stretch.

Dunno if I'd trust him to answer phones though. Him and technology don't get along.

[immasuperhero]

Yeah but she's a chick. They're like... more naturally inclined to that sort of thing.

[immasuperhero]

And bouncier!

Man that was a great week.

[immasuperhero]

Whaaaat? Oh come on, it wasn't all bad. I mean yeah. The one thing was... kinda weird but...

[immasuperhero]

... hmmm... you'd have to be able to find someone to sue them.