300

[history_spork]

Sorry it took us so long to update, but Zach Snyder's 300 has been sitting like a block in our path, which already tells you everything you need to know about our opinion of this movie

Comments

[jamoche]

Okay, the legal position of Spartan women was marginally better than that of women in other parts of Greece, but aren't we overdoing the emancipation act a bit here?

I read something when the movie first came out about how women were going to see it because they'd beefed up the female parts.

Um, no. Women were going to see it because of buff guys in leather skirts. Duh.

[reynardo]

Don't know what you're talking about.

Now shut up and let me get back to my perving.

[rimrunner]

Um, no. Women were going to see it because of buff guys in leather skirts. Duh.

Srsly.

Besides, if that was an example of beefed up, they can keep it kthx.

[troubleinchina]

Every single person who told me to go told me "There is boy touching! There is sexy boy touching! Go!"

Me, I hate violence. So I did not.

[history_spork]

There isn't even that much boy touching, if you don't count the fact that some of the evil characters are flaming effeminate queens to emphasize the difference to the manly heroes...

So I did not.

A wise decision, honestly.

[history_spork]

Women were going to see it because of buff guys in leather skirts.

Pity that all they got in the end were fake computer-generated sixpacks...