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Nov 24, 2010 11:18

[A quick recorded entry, more in the style of a public service announcement than an actual journal entry.]

It seems the owl food I brought home has decided to make itself scarce. If you see any scurrying about, Spirit-chan prefers living prey. Please act accordingly. Thank you.

[ooc: Yup, the box full of mice she brought home chewed a nice, ( Read more... )

event, luceti, the cook's gonna kill me, spirit-chan is actually owl!ginko

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[Action] oda_hates_me November 24 2010, 21:40:43 UTC

.... [What is going on Robin-chan he loves you but WHAT IS GOING ON.

There's a squawk of indignation as Sanji discovers a few of the mice running around his kitche-- oi oi off his pans!]

OUT, YOU SHITTY RODENTS!

[Action] history_pirate November 26 2010, 12:31:16 UTC

[Saunters in to the kitchen, though there's a few disembodied arms snatching at the mice.]

Good morning, Sanji!

[Action] 1/2 oda_hates_me November 26 2010, 16:46:33 UTC

Robin-chwaaaaaaaaaaan~! My mysterious beauty is awake~!! Would you like your breakfast?

[Action] oda_hates_me November 26 2010, 16:48:11 UTC

[And he notices those hands grabbing the mice, which puts a damper on his panic]

Ah, thank you!

Do you have any idea where they came from? [someone didn't catch that announcement.]

[Action] history_pirate November 28 2010, 14:11:59 UTC

They're Spirit-chan's.

[Grabs one by the tail as it was making a mad dash for cover behind the sugar tin.]

[Action] oda_hates_me November 28 2010, 14:16:02 UTC

... Spirit-chan? [It better not be a new boyfriend or anything. 8| J-just saying.]

[Action] history_pirate November 28 2010, 14:21:23 UTC

[Hottest owl ever!]

Mm, the owl. It's quite charming.

[Action] oda_hates_me November 28 2010, 14:24:34 UTC

... Is this owl white with green eyes?

[Action] history_pirate November 28 2010, 14:30:12 UTC

Ah, you've seen it, then. It was hunting earlier this morning.

[Action] oda_hates_me November 28 2010, 14:47:00 UTC

[Sanji's torn between finding it fitting that Ginko's been adopted by a Straw Hat, and unfair that he's been adopted by Robin.]

Actually -- Robin-chan, you should probably know that owl's not really an owl. It's-- Oi! [mouse, why are you crawling up his pant leg? He shakes said leg like it's on fire]

[Action] history_pirate November 28 2010, 17:23:58 UTC

[Robin hastily sets her box on the counter and rushes to help her struggling nakama, forgetting to place some sort of counterweight on the lid.]

Sanji, settle down!

[She takes his leg in her arms, and wraps a few extras around his grounded leg to make sure he stays put, then slips her hand up his pant leg after the stray mouse.]

[Action] 1/2 oda_hates_me November 28 2010, 17:38:15 UTC

[In-between his irritated yells, those tiny claws digging into his skin, all the way up his thigh, start giving way to startled laughter because damn it, that tickles. ]

F-forgive me, Robin-cha-- Aahah-- o-oi, shitty mouse! [Another round of unmanly giggling]

[Action] oda_hates_me November 28 2010, 17:43:35 UTC

[... Unmanly giggling that soon turns into chokes of surprise. The only reason he doesn't nearly explode backwards is because Robin is very thoroughly keeping him in place.

T-this is so sudden--!]

Awaaaaaaah~! ♥♥ R-robin-chan is touching meeee~! This is so bold of y-- a-ahhahaa-- [Oh jeez, this can only end in his death. The mouse, frightened by Sanji's insistent wiggling and the hand diligently searching for it, is scurrying up and down his leg like its life depends on it]

[Action] history_pirate November 28 2010, 17:59:40 UTC

[Robin, meanwhile, is all business. After grasping unsuccessfully from the bottom of his pant leg, she gives a frustrated glance at the quickly moving bulge along his thigh, eyes narrowing.

Well. Fine, little one. Two can play at that game.

An arm comes out of Sanji's side and plunges down, beneath the layer of cloth, and begins questing after the mouse from above. Capture is inevitably on the horizon.]

[Action] oda_hates_me November 28 2010, 23:22:04 UTC

[Between the laughing, the swooning, and the yelling, Sanji is 99.9% sure this is the best day of his life.

It is also the day he might expire due to bloodloss and his eyes mass-producing so many hearts that his real one gives out, but frankly, he can't find it in him to care he is ten seconds away from dying. He'll go a happy man, and hey, when he comes back, he can exclaim how Robin shoved her hand down (and up) his pants.

THIS IS WHAT VICTORY FEELS LIKE, RIGHT?

The mouse, however, isn't sharing the chef's glee. With two hands after it, the number of actions it can take is slimming down, and fast. In fact, the only thing it can do is take a chance and hope to run past the hand from above.]

[Action] history_pirate November 29 2010, 11:59:41 UTC

[Oh, the sneaky little beast. That upper hand can't follow, since it's sort of sprouted from the outside of his shirt. Robin withdraws her own arm from the bottom of his pant leg, allowing Sanji to stand normally on his own rather than looking like a dog marking its territory. Moving quickly, she untucks his shirt, letting it hang loose around his hips, then summons a new arm, which swats at the mouse. Dazed, the little creature loses its footing and falls to the ground where another arm scoops it up by the back of the neck and presents it to Robin. She flicks a bit of her hair over her shoulder as she straightens after picking up the mouse.]

What a pesky little thing.

[A moment later]

Are you alright?

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