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Jun 08, 2009 19:51

Character: Kaidou Naoya
Series: Kamen Rider 555 (Faiz)
Character Age: ~21

Canon: Kamen Rider 555 follows Inui Takumi and Sonoda Mari as the two work against the mysterious corporation Smart Brain and fight against monsters/evolved humans known as Orphnochs (who are generally humans in appearance until it's RUBBER SUIT FIGHTIN' TIME). The primary goal of the Orphnochs is to further their race by attacking humans and dissolving their hearts. Sometimes, they convert! But most of the time, they just die. As Kamen Rider Faiz, Takumi fights against the Orphnochs, convinced that most of them have lost their human souls. However, there are a few Orphnochs in the series who do manage to hang onto their humanity even after being converted, such as Kaidou Naoya.

Kaidou is the sort that would hands-down win the award for most whimsical and eccentric character in the entire series. He's a fast-talking, easily distracted sort of guy. "Unpredictable" is a good word for him; "idiot" might be another. His speech reflects this -- almost being lucid and wise at times before snapping back into the whimsical rants and ramblings, even occasionally repeating himself. Despite the fact that he is an Orphnoch, Kaidou retains his human soul and has been described at the sort that, for all his bravado, couldn't even hurt a fly. Before becoming an Orphnoch, he was an aspiring musician, but his dream was cut short by a sudden accident. While he may make some arguably bad decisions, Kaidou always errs on the side of moral good in the end and genuinely wants to protect humans. He's a good guy, really! Just . . . don't expect him to be the best confidant. Ever. Ever.

Sample Post:

Oi, oi, what're you trying to do, huh?! Stop screwing around like that. So your eyeball's falling out a little -- so what! Put it back in there, put it back. Do you get it now, kid? A guitar like this isn't something you can pick up so easily like that. And not because of that eye of yours-- put it back in there, I said! I'm not touching that! It's disgusting. Disgusting! Besides, it's falling out because you're staring too hard at that sheet music! Give it up! Who wrote this, anyway? ... Listen, kid. This Astley guy -- this guy is the worst. Don't be deceived! Always rolling with the rick, tricking people with those videos of his! That'll make your eyes fall out. Don't worry though, don't worry. I won't let him get to you. Heh! Aren't you grateful you have the great Kaidou-sama as your teacher?

So! To start with, your posture's all wrong! Where'd you learn that from, huh?! Just because you and your mom and your aunt and ... and you are creaky zombie things doesn't mean you can just slack off like that. Look, you're no good like that! Try this. Tilt your shoulder back like this and lift your hand up like this and-- hey! What do you think you're doing?! Don't drop the guitar like that! You're doing it wrong!! Especially if your whole arm is falling off with it! You could have broken it! ... the guitar, I mean. The guitar. At least your arm cushioned the blow.

Got it back on? Good. Because you're getting your great teacher's first assessment of your performance. The verdict is! ... that you suck. You really, really suck, you know, kid? Well, can't be helped! Can't be helped when you're missing something, I mean. And no, no kid, it's not "brrrains" -- I don't need something like that to be amazing! No, you have to be funky. Spirited! In the mood! ... but carefully, or else you'll fall apart again. It's okay, though. Your genius teacher has the solution for even that. Here, take this roll of duct tape. Take it! Now even your own body's weakness can't stand in the way of your true funkiness!

Good, good! You're getting it. I told you, didn't I? Less with the strict following, more with the feel and you get it. Now you can show the rest of your zombie corpse-y pals how it's done, huh? Am I right? Hey, kid, that wasn't a yes-like gesture there. Or was that a "no" as in "no, of course you're right, Kaidou-sensei"? Ha, you can't get anything past your teacher! Right then. "Break a leg," they say! Break a leg. ... Oi, kid, that's not how you do it. That was weak! Come back here and let your great teacher show you how to really break a leg.

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