My toenail
I woke up this morning and I went to put on my sock after getting a shower and what not..and I noticed a snag..WTF?
My toenail tore itself perfectly--I had two hangnails and I was able to remove them both precisely.
Aliens--only explanation.
Then I ran into a guy named Stanley--which is coincidentally my name for my subconscious mind--long story.
I all had a torrid love affair with my ex over the last two weeks. Probably a bad move on my part.
My roommate and I played a show at "the Dowtown"--a local club here in Morristown. The audience wasn't ready for acoustic guitar and Indian Tabla, but we played anyway. We played a set of drums and keyboard to finish off the night. Our band name was "the loose change boys". I made friends with a Native American guy and flirted with a French/Italian chic with a fluffy sweater. I also drank free Miller Lites while wearing a Miller Lite T shirt.
I rule.
My toenail tore itself perfectly--I had two hangnails and I was able to remove them both precisely.
Aliens--only explanation.
Then I ran into a guy named Stanley--which is coincidentally my name for my subconscious mind--long story.
I all had a torrid love affair with my ex over the last two weeks. Probably a bad move on my part.
My roommate and I played a show at "the Dowtown"--a local club here in Morristown. The audience wasn't ready for acoustic guitar and Indian Tabla, but we played anyway. We played a set of drums and keyboard to finish off the night. Our band name was "the loose change boys". I made friends with a Native American guy and flirted with a French/Italian chic with a fluffy sweater. I also drank free Miller Lites while wearing a Miller Lite T shirt.
I rule.