You filled it out for me ..laradwyerSeptember 27 2006, 14:34:35 UTC
1. Your Middle Name: I have two. Marie and Moriarty. 2. Age: 25 3. Single or Taken: Single 4. Favorite Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 5. Favorite Song: Why don't you ask me an easier question, like .. what's my favourite hair on my head? 6. Favorite Band/Artist: See above. 7. Dirty or Clean: Hm? What was the question? I was daydreaming about underage Catholic schoolgirls. 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I've lost the face metal and am now down to two earrings in each ear. No tattoos. 9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?: Yep. 10. Whats your philosophy on life?: More makeouts. 11. Would you have my back in a fight?: Sure. I'd thwart your opponent by yelling "Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!" at just the right moment. Then we'd RUN. 12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?: Sure. For instance, when we dated I never told you I used to have a penis. 13. What is your favorite memory of us?: Sugar packet armageddon at the Gull & Firkin. 14. Would you give me a kidney?: Only if you needed it. A kidney is not a toy. 15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: When I was five I stuck my fingers in an electric socket. It hurt. A lot. Then I did it again a few days later. I cried and yelled. My mom came running and asked what happened, so I told her, and I told her I'd done it a few days ago as well. She asked why the hell I did it again, and I said "I wanted to remember what the hurt felt like". 16. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?: Totally. I'd bring you soup and porn. 17. Can we get together and make a cake?: Let's make several. 18. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?: I've heard you like a guy in an apron. Especially if that's all he's wearing. I've also heard you sometimes roll around on the floor being intimate with your camera. In fact, I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES, you sexual deviant. 19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crud about me?: No .. but I told the waiter at Zelda's you have a massive penis. 20. Do you think I'm a good person?: Absolutely. 21. Would you drive across country with me?: Totally. Can we pick up busty hitchhikers in skimpy clothes? You know, the kind that only hitchhike in bad horror movies, and even worse porn movies? 22. Do you think I'm attractive?: Hell yeah. 23. If you could change anything about me, would you?: I'd make you really freaking rich. And generous with your lesbian ex-girlfriends. Wait no .. then I'd have to share, wouldn't I. 24. What do you wear to sleep?: A blanket. 25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?: Yep. If only to avoid you coming to my place and hitting on my mom. 26. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?: Again? 27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Don't say "your mom". Don't say "your mom". Ahem. I'd let you decide. It only seems fair, what with the impending death and all. 28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?: Again?
2. Age: 25
3. Single or Taken: Single
4. Favorite Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5. Favorite Song: Why don't you ask me an easier question, like .. what's my favourite hair on my head?
6. Favorite Band/Artist: See above.
7. Dirty or Clean: Hm? What was the question? I was daydreaming about underage Catholic schoolgirls.
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I've lost the face metal and am now down to two earrings in each ear. No tattoos.
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?: Yep.
10. Whats your philosophy on life?: More makeouts.
11. Would you have my back in a fight?: Sure. I'd thwart your opponent by yelling "Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!" at just the right moment. Then we'd RUN.
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?: Sure. For instance, when we dated I never told you I used to have a penis.
13. What is your favorite memory of us?: Sugar packet armageddon at the Gull & Firkin.
14. Would you give me a kidney?: Only if you needed it. A kidney is not a toy.
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: When I was five I stuck my fingers in an electric socket. It hurt. A lot. Then I did it again a few days later. I cried and yelled. My mom came running and asked what happened, so I told her, and I told her I'd done it a few days ago as well. She asked why the hell I did it again, and I said "I wanted to remember what the hurt felt like".
16. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?: Totally. I'd bring you soup and porn.
17. Can we get together and make a cake?: Let's make several.
18. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?: I've heard you like a guy in an apron. Especially if that's all he's wearing. I've also heard you sometimes roll around on the floor being intimate with your camera. In fact, I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES, you sexual deviant.
19. Do you/have you talk(ed) crud about me?: No .. but I told the waiter at Zelda's you have a massive penis.
20. Do you think I'm a good person?: Absolutely.
21. Would you drive across country with me?: Totally. Can we pick up busty hitchhikers in skimpy clothes? You know, the kind that only hitchhike in bad horror movies, and even worse porn movies?
22. Do you think I'm attractive?: Hell yeah.
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?: I'd make you really freaking rich. And generous with your lesbian ex-girlfriends. Wait no .. then I'd have to share, wouldn't I.
24. What do you wear to sleep?: A blanket.
25. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?: Yep. If only to avoid you coming to my place and hitting on my mom.
26. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?: Again?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Don't say "your mom". Don't say "your mom". Ahem. I'd let you decide. It only seems fair, what with the impending death and all.
28. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?: Again?
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