{Data Stream 22} - Omega

[hisoldgirl]

[the TARDIS is, perhaps, the only person on the Crucible to not really care that hundreds of people were just sent careening to their deaths in a black hole. she isn't horrified, she isn't disgusted, she doesn't feel pity at all.

she is, however, fixated on one thing Ganymede said before condemning them to their deaths]Assigned coordinates

Comments

[oliverplus]

You talk funny!

[hisoldgirl]

...in what way?

[oliverplus]

You say lots of funny things.

[hisoldgirl]

But nothing I have said has been humourous.

[oliverplus]

No, you just use lots of big words! They sound funny.

[hisoldgirl]

[this is just gonna be her permanent look, I swear]

I have never known normal words to be capable of causing laughter.

[oliverplus]

What do you mean? Why can't you laugh at funny things people say?

[hisoldgirl]

Words arranged in such a way as to have a humourous meaning will make others laugh. But I am not doing that. I am simply speaking. I do not see how the words I have chosen to convey my thoughts at this time are considered comical.

[oliverplus]

Because you don't make any sense!

[hisoldgirl]

I do too.

[oliverplus]

No you don't.

[hisoldgirl]

[narrows her eyes] Who are you, boy?

[oliverplus]

My name's Ollie. What's yours?

[hisoldgirl]

I am the TARDIS.

[oliverplus]

TARDIS! That's a funny name, too. I like you. You're funny.

[hisoldgirl]

[hi, remember this face?]

You are nonsensical.