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Dear Mother Nature,
Are you on Crack? Seriously! Not just snow but snow *again*, in April, and just after I bought my first tomato plants. I mean, I joke about being a little OCD myself, but this obession of yours is unhealthy, for both of us. I know its hard, but you need to move on from snow, you really do.
Also, what the hell is your deal with people in Winnipeg? I know you've never really been all that crazy about those folks, but really, what did they ever do to you?!? Bashing them repeatedly with rain, snow, and flooding is just not cool. What's wrong with you lately?
Concerned for you,
K