Thee emo alphabet.
OHOHOH this made me laugh.
sorta
A- is for alone and always complaining on how you are just that.
B- is for bracelets but any wrist adornment will do.
C- is for crying.
D- is for dyed black hair.
E- is for emotion and exaggerating everyone you have.
F- is for floorpunch.
G- is for glasses preferably thick black trims.
H- is for heartbreak, boo hoo.
I- is for the intense pain you feel from your unrequited love.
J- is for jilted lover.
K- is for kissing and whining about how you aren't doing it.
L- is for labeling yourself.
M- is for mood swings.
N- is for never having any friends that care about you.
O- is for "old man pants".
P- is for "picked last in gym class" and other cliches of that sort.
Q- is for questioning your self worth.
R- is for remembering the times when things were wonderful and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S- is for sweaters.
T- is for thrift stores.
U- is for underdeveloped muscles because you have to be out of shape one way or another to be emo.
V- is for veganism.
W- is for whining about how everything is so terrible and your parents that make six figures cant buy you the love that you want.
X- is for x-boyfriends and talking about pain that they bring you.
Y- is for your miserable existence.
Z- is for zooming in with your camera because you're a photographer.
sorta
A- is for alone and always complaining on how you are just that.
B- is for bracelets but any wrist adornment will do.
C- is for crying.
D- is for dyed black hair.
E- is for emotion and exaggerating everyone you have.
F- is for floorpunch.
G- is for glasses preferably thick black trims.
H- is for heartbreak, boo hoo.
I- is for the intense pain you feel from your unrequited love.
J- is for jilted lover.
K- is for kissing and whining about how you aren't doing it.
L- is for labeling yourself.
M- is for mood swings.
N- is for never having any friends that care about you.
O- is for "old man pants".
P- is for "picked last in gym class" and other cliches of that sort.
Q- is for questioning your self worth.
R- is for remembering the times when things were wonderful and then crying about how much your life sucks.
S- is for sweaters.
T- is for thrift stores.
U- is for underdeveloped muscles because you have to be out of shape one way or another to be emo.
V- is for veganism.
W- is for whining about how everything is so terrible and your parents that make six figures cant buy you the love that you want.
X- is for x-boyfriends and talking about pain that they bring you.
Y- is for your miserable existence.
Z- is for zooming in with your camera because you're a photographer.