Tenth Hex-[Voice]

[hisdarkmark]

[Draco here was about to open his journal for an entirely different purpose, but he suddenly notices the sheer chaos of the village]

Where the bloody hell did all of you people come from?

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Battle of the Jerkasses: Meet Dr. Venture.

[triadorion]

From Neverland, home of the fairies and Peter Pan. Where the hell do you think we came from?

...automatic WIN.

[hisdarkmark]

How the hell should I know?

[triadorion]

You're the one from the Smart-Guy house, or whatever the hell it's called.

[hisdarkmark]

'Smart-Guy' house?

[triadorion]

Oh, for God's sake.

[He's making whoopdie-doo faux magical gestures with his hands.]

You're in that stupid school that teaches you magic and has that retarded kid with the lightning bolt tatooed on his face thinking he's David Bowie or something.

[hisdarkmark]

Who the hell is David Bowie.

Hogwarts. And Potter. How exactly do you know that?

[triadorion]

You're from a bunch of [Audible Censor Bleep]ing novels! And a crappy movie series! Can't believe Dean wanted to see it. I blame Orpheus.

Magic. [Scoffs]

[hisdarkmark]

I wouldn't expect someone like your kind to understand such things.

And I don't think I'd exist if it were just a novel, now would I?

[triadorion]

Oh, I understand. I lease an apartment to a pompous Necromancer who constantly sings the praises of his ridiculous hocus-pocus bullcrap. Science can do anything "magic" can, but better.

And you don't exist. You're no more real than any hope you have of besting that Potter guy. Trust me, you're out of luck. And you might want to invest in Rogaine.

[hisdarkmark]

Science? Please. Magic can do things far beyond anything you could ever dare to dream of. Besides, science sounds stupid.

Then what, I'm a figment of your imagination? I think not, unless you're just a pedophile with good taste.

I lawled. This is awesome. XD

[triadorion]

No, dumbass.

[He gestures to your wings.]

You belong to the same cult the rest of the morons here do. You're a figment of this place. Because it's not real either! Maybe if you'd paid attention in your [Audible Censor Bleep]ing Physics class in real school you'd have some concept of causality.

But I guess that's too much to expect from an arrogant, broody, whiny teenager with an inferiority complex the size of Io.

I'm far more amused than I should be right now tbh ^^;

[hisdarkmark]

How do you know you're not the figment? Though I don't see why anybody would bother imagining you up. Honestly. And if you mean some stupid class in Muggle school, you can forget it.

What did you just say?

So am I. Venture's too much fun. XD

[triadorion]

Oh, I get it. Your "magic" is just you getting really high off sniffing paint fumes. Because nothing else would make you so stupid as to believe I'm the fake one.

You heard me. All you do in the movies is sit around and wring your hands in anticipation of "how to best Potter!" It's like you carry a freakin' ID card that says you're a villain. And you're an amateur at best at it. I've seen more menace from Shrinky Dinks.

He amuses me on TV and here. Good job :|b

[hisdarkmark]

Again, it's above your bald little head. Don't worry, not all of us can know of the better things of the world.

There are no movies! Do you understand? I think I would have noticed if we were being watched! And I'm sure I would do more than that anyway.

I'd consider apping him if he wouldn't be chased out of Luceti in three days. XD

[triadorion]

Heh. You're right, not all of us can. Because you're living in a delusional world. Go check the library for the books. They're there.

...Though being books, they might be impossible for your fume-addled brain to comprehend.

Pfff. Yeah I know what you mean. But that's why 4th wall day exists?

[hisdarkmark]

I've already checked and there's no such thing as fictional books about my life, because it's not a delusional world thanks so much.

Are you always this bitter, or is the stick up your arse just twisted?