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Now, I was looking through my drafts on the other [russian] diary. And there was a fic I've written loooong loooong time ago (end of april, 2010, to be precise). But the thing is, the site does keep your drafts for only 2 months after it was saved, so I kept on constantly re-saving the fic, 'cause I didn't want to delete it neither post it. Now I had to re-save it again (it's been 1 month and 29 days), and suddenly I was so irritated that I decided to finally post it XDDD Won't post to any communities, though. I just want to keep it for myself, as I like it.
Now, long prehistory almost finished (but not yet).
I feel the urge to write some explanations for lightmanone since I suspect he's going to read this ('cause it's IN ENGLISH :D). But anyway, for you it may be not funny at all. I don't know:D
Now, the main character of the story is Akanishi Jin (and I believe you remember who that is XD But I remind you, he was giving concerts in LA and I was there:D). And 'Kame', appearing there, is Kamenashi Kazuya, his [former since summer] band-mate (and i think I've told you that, too, but just in case:D).
The fic was written as a gag when some really funny rumours about Jin being cast for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 were roaming around the internet. People were even saying nonsense like 'now Jin's gonna leave Johnny & Associates [his talent agency] for the Hollywood'. And Johnny Kitagawa is the president of that agency.
Now, too much words for a small fic XD
Lots of love goes to Velya-kun, I still remember that night when we were trying to make my translation readable in english XD ♥♥♥
Jin was absolutely sure that he is the luckiest man in the world. Well, probably not in the whole world, but in Japan for sure. His appearance was so perfect you could only envy, his dreams were coming true one after another... And the most important - what a coincidence: while he was preparing for his concerts in LA, nearby, in the Hollywood, they had a casting for Pirates of the Caribbean actors! An autograph from Johnny Depp himself! Aaaaah, Jin couldn't miss a chance like that, not when it was given to him on a silver plate. Of course, he teased Kame, who had dreamt of autograph pretty as much as Jin had, but then promised that he'll get him one too. Kame retorted, that as long as Depp will have Penelope Cruz by his side, he won't pay any attention to Jin. Jin assured enthusiastically that he will take care of Cruz, making Kame laugh while reminding him that he wasn't really fancied by women in their middle-forties. Jin sniffed resentfully because he didn't think of anything to answer that: he still liked the idea of picking up Beyonce more. But for the sake of the autograph... Jin headed towards Hollywood.
Jin found the place, where the casting was held, surprisingly fast and signed up on the entrance, noting to himself that the girl gave him a strange look - if she knew him, then the rumours will spread again... 'Oooops, seems that I did it again' - Jin scratched his head. He lined up at the end of the queue, and young men in front glanced back at him.
- Hey, guys, what's up? - Jin started conversation confidently, raising a fist for the greeting.
- Yo. Where are u from? - a guy of approximately his age wearing a hoodie spoke. Jin approved.
- Japan!
- Wow. Think you gonna pass?
Jin had an answer about coming for Depp's autograph on the tip of his tongue, when he actually realised that there was no way Johnny would be on the casting. Oh, shit...
- Why not? Japan captain Jack Sparrow! Ha!
His interlocutor chuckled.
- U're funny. Well, we''ll see.
When Jin appeared before Rob Marshall and Jerry Bruckheimer (Jin guessed it were them), those two immediately glanced at each other and began to discuss something in whisper. Jin thought gloomily that he had to say goodbye to autograph and that Kame would bully him for the rest of his life. But then Marshall and Bruckheimer turned to him with an expression of total excitement on their faces.
- It's genius! You are exactly what we need! You pass! Please leave us the number of your agent, we will contact you later.
- Eh?
But they were once again engaged with each other. It seemed that the image of japanese captain had stricken them right into their hearts. Jin realised that they don't need him anymore, looked around in confusion and headed towards woman who was giving him signals and writing some notes really fast. Oh, wow, it seemed that Jin had just become a Hollywood star. The question is, how Johnny would react... Johnny Kitagawa, of course. But anyway, before the negotiations are over, he would definitely get the autograph, Jin smiled to himself.
Now, long prehistory almost finished (but not yet).
I feel the urge to write some explanations for lightmanone since I suspect he's going to read this ('cause it's IN ENGLISH :D). But anyway, for you it may be not funny at all. I don't know:D
Now, the main character of the story is Akanishi Jin (and I believe you remember who that is XD But I remind you, he was giving concerts in LA and I was there:D). And 'Kame', appearing there, is Kamenashi Kazuya, his [former since summer] band-mate (and i think I've told you that, too, but just in case:D).
The fic was written as a gag when some really funny rumours about Jin being cast for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 were roaming around the internet. People were even saying nonsense like 'now Jin's gonna leave Johnny & Associates [his talent agency] for the Hollywood'. And Johnny Kitagawa is the president of that agency.
Now, too much words for a small fic XD
Lots of love goes to Velya-kun, I still remember that night when we were trying to make my translation readable in english XD ♥♥♥
Jin was absolutely sure that he is the luckiest man in the world. Well, probably not in the whole world, but in Japan for sure. His appearance was so perfect you could only envy, his dreams were coming true one after another... And the most important - what a coincidence: while he was preparing for his concerts in LA, nearby, in the Hollywood, they had a casting for Pirates of the Caribbean actors! An autograph from Johnny Depp himself! Aaaaah, Jin couldn't miss a chance like that, not when it was given to him on a silver plate. Of course, he teased Kame, who had dreamt of autograph pretty as much as Jin had, but then promised that he'll get him one too. Kame retorted, that as long as Depp will have Penelope Cruz by his side, he won't pay any attention to Jin. Jin assured enthusiastically that he will take care of Cruz, making Kame laugh while reminding him that he wasn't really fancied by women in their middle-forties. Jin sniffed resentfully because he didn't think of anything to answer that: he still liked the idea of picking up Beyonce more. But for the sake of the autograph... Jin headed towards Hollywood.
Jin found the place, where the casting was held, surprisingly fast and signed up on the entrance, noting to himself that the girl gave him a strange look - if she knew him, then the rumours will spread again... 'Oooops, seems that I did it again' - Jin scratched his head. He lined up at the end of the queue, and young men in front glanced back at him.
- Hey, guys, what's up? - Jin started conversation confidently, raising a fist for the greeting.
- Yo. Where are u from? - a guy of approximately his age wearing a hoodie spoke. Jin approved.
- Japan!
- Wow. Think you gonna pass?
Jin had an answer about coming for Depp's autograph on the tip of his tongue, when he actually realised that there was no way Johnny would be on the casting. Oh, shit...
- Why not? Japan captain Jack Sparrow! Ha!
His interlocutor chuckled.
- U're funny. Well, we''ll see.
When Jin appeared before Rob Marshall and Jerry Bruckheimer (Jin guessed it were them), those two immediately glanced at each other and began to discuss something in whisper. Jin thought gloomily that he had to say goodbye to autograph and that Kame would bully him for the rest of his life. But then Marshall and Bruckheimer turned to him with an expression of total excitement on their faces.
- It's genius! You are exactly what we need! You pass! Please leave us the number of your agent, we will contact you later.
- Eh?
But they were once again engaged with each other. It seemed that the image of japanese captain had stricken them right into their hearts. Jin realised that they don't need him anymore, looked around in confusion and headed towards woman who was giving him signals and writing some notes really fast. Oh, wow, it seemed that Jin had just become a Hollywood star. The question is, how Johnny would react... Johnny Kitagawa, of course. But anyway, before the negotiations are over, he would definitely get the autograph, Jin smiled to himself.