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I hath good news! Thy Lord's time of reckoning art on hand. First, thy Lord hath sent two Beasts from the sea as it hath proclaimed in Revelation: thy Lord's bountiful tsunami and thy Lord's most humbling hurricane. New Babylon hath been destroyed and there art much gnashing of teeth in the city of thy unGodly festival Mardi Gras. The Antichrist hath not struck, but his most wretched false prophet, George W. Bush, hath prepared the way for him by ousting Saddam and giving him Babylon through thy Lord's cursed city of Baghdad. The time of reckoning art on hand, and I doth believe that the rapture hath passed, and thy Lord, entirely just, hath seen it fit to only lift one or two people from the sinfulness of the world. I hath begged to stay behind so I canst convince thy Lord's people to follow the just path so they shant wear the Mark of the Beast through having a Myspace account.
God be praised!
God be praised!