A very merry and belated Christmas

[his_woodiness]

The reason why I am so late with gifts this year is that on my way back from Diagon Alley I left all my packages on the Night Bus, and they were only returned to me after I had stern words with the new driver. Angelina, Alicia and Katie helped me pick these out, except obviously their own presents.

Comments

[thequietchaser]

It's tight. And low-cut. And red. A part of me just died. Thank you, Oliver. What a lovely gesture. Errr...

[his_woodiness]

Like it? Katie and Angelina insisted on that one for you. You better not wear it for Connolly. Or Higgs, though he's the lesser of two evils. Or any other male, in fact. Actually, why did I buy that dress at all?

[thequietchaser]

Oh. Did they now? I see...

[richestorags]

What's a lovely gesture?

[thequietchaser]

Oliver bought me a red dress for Christmas.

[richestorags]

Gee. Someone wants in your pants bad.

[his_woodiness]

For your information, Angelina and Katie picked that dress out for her. And I want nothing of the sort, Higgs.

[richestorags]

So instead of being someone who wants in her pants you're someone who wants in her pants and is calculating enough to ask her friends for help!?

[his_woodiness]

Piss off, Higgs. I bought all my female friends dresses this year. Alicia didn't receive special treatment.

[richestorags]

Oh. My. God.

You are casting the net!

[roman_war]

Is Oliver going fishing?

[thequietchaser]

No.

[richestorags]

Yeah. For girls.

[roman_war]

...is that why he bought the dress for Alicia?

[richestorags]

He bought a dress for all the girls.

[roman_war]

Graaaaargh!

By all you mean Ange... Katie and etc?