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his_woodiness

Far too late...

Oct 01, 2006 23:57

Marcus stayed for a few days since when did I stop referring to him by his surname? This is a tad worrying. Must restore rightful balance immediately. He was civil. Almost. For his usual standards anyway. Well, he didn't wreck my place. Or eat all my food. And he even did the dishes once ( Read more... )

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wasted_ed October 1 2006, 11:11:28 UTC

WHAT?!?!?!?!?

NO TOUCHING!

Pfft. Breeze my arse. You touched her didn't you?

his_woodiness October 1 2006, 11:13:27 UTC

NO I DIDN'T! Bloody hell! not like it's a broomstick or anything...can't even fly by itself...stupid lump of metal...

wasted_ed October 1 2006, 11:14:39 UTC

YES YOU DID!

A BREEZE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KNOCK HER OVER DUMBARSE!

his_woodiness October 1 2006, 11:17:22 UTC

I NEVER TOUCHED IT! YES, "IT!" oh fuck, I'm in trouble now NOT "HER!" IT! A BROOMSTICK I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT THIS IS FUCKING MENTAL!!!!!

wasted_ed October 1 2006, 11:19:02 UTC

HOW DARE YOU!

FIRST YOU KNOCK HER OVER AND NOW YOU'RE CALLING HER AN "IT!".

I'M GETTING HER NOW AND TAKING HER TO MY LONDON FLAT.

THEN IT'S WAR!!!!!

his_woodiness October 1 2006, 11:20:56 UTC

IT'S NOT A GIRL, MATE! YOU CAN'T BUY IT FLOWERS OR SHAG IT! shag on it, maybe WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

Did not touch it.

wasted_ed October 1 2006, 11:24:24 UTC

...shag on it... ...aaaaargh

AT LEAST IT'S NOT SOME FLIMSY PIECE OF WOOD THAT CAN SNAP IN HALF!

DID SO! AND IF IT WASN'T YOU IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE. BECAUSE A BREEZE CAN'T KNOCK HER OVER!

his_woodiness October 1 2006, 11:27:52 UTC

ARE YOU CALLING MY GRETCHEN A FLIMSY PIECE OF WOOD?

Take it back. Or all bets are off.

I said I didn't, but if you don't want to believe me, then fine always knew Beaters were the thick ones...

wasted_ed October 1 2006, 11:33:48 UTC

YES I AM! IT'S JUST A BROOMSTICK!

I WAS PLANNING TO. Just you wait

Not saying I believe you or not, but until somebody else owns up it's your fault.

intellegentia October 1 2006, 11:41:52 UTC

What the hell?!

Oh, this is just bloody wonderful. Here's my true calling for all that training. Why me? Oh, right... rationality seems to be in very short supply here...

BOYS! CALM DOWN! BOTH OF YOU!

I WILL Stun whoever necessary unless you two behave! Rowena's Kirtle, I feel like I am the father of two very unruly offspring, and that's just so very WRONG...

wasted_ed October 1 2006, 11:53:01 UTC

YESSIR, DADDY SIR!

Private to Eddie pink_parvati October 1 2006, 11:58:47 UTC

Bloody Merlin, what a pair of stupid... Now Eddie, I know that you and Miranda have a I'll never live with myself after this very special relationship and she's more important to you than me, but Oliver was in my house and from what I know of him, he's a very honest and reliable bloke, so if he says he didn't touch it her, don't you think you should give him the benefit of the doubt?

And please don't make fun of Roger. He's just trying to be the sole proof in existence that testosterone and brains can cohabitate peacefully keep the peace, you know?

Re: Private to Eddie wasted_ed October 1 2006, 12:01:14 UTC

Fine... I'll try.

Turning into soft pile of goo...

But I don't get much chance to make fun of Roger *pouts*

Private to Eddie // Parvati pink_parvati October 1 2006, 12:04:45 UTC

Thank you darling.

I'm very glad you're a male again...

Re: Private to Eddie // Parvati wasted_ed October 1 2006, 12:12:00 UTC

Welcome love.

Me too... although was interesting, but I'm glad to be all proper.

his_woodiness October 1 2006, 11:41:59 UTC

Oh! OH! That HURT!

I meant "take it back" by stop talking about my Gretchen that way moron. She's the only woman in my life so you better show her some respect!

Oh, well that's really logical and fair of you, innit? Thought Ravenclaws were meant to be the sensible, cool-headed ones...

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