Interior decorating

[his_woodiness]

Guess who just charmed Flint's flat to make the wallpaper and furnishings turn scarlet and gold and for the kettle to start whistling "Weasley is our king" the instant he steps over the threshold?

He should be heading home from his shift right about now...

And Shacklebolt send a package with a bottle of wine congratulating me on my engagement.

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[flintrocks]

GIMME THAT BOTTLE OF WINE AND I WON'T TEAR OUT YOUR INSIDES AND USE THEM TO STRANGE YOU.

[his_woodiness]

"Weasley can say anything,
He never leaves a single ring,
That's why the Gryffindors all sing,
Weasley is our king."

[flintrocks]

Weasley is crap and will concede 321763 goals on the day. Mark my words.

I'm coming over.

[pink_parvati]

My, my, talk about sour grapes. Just because you finished rock bottom last year.

Poor Oliver. He was probably just trying to give your interior decorating scheme a lift. Scarlet and gold are so warming, so different to dour forest green and silver.

[flintrocks]

Why the piss do I care where we finished last year? I wasn't even there. If we wanna talk about past victories - how does Slytherin winning seven years in a row make you feel, eh?

Ha. It makes me feel like I'm inside someone's stomach.

[pink_parvati]

Well, that's because you clearly do not have much taste. I think that warm tones would go much better with your complexion than the dull stuff you currently wear.

[flintrocks]

Right.

[his_woodiness]

What? Now?

[flintrocks]

Yes, NOW.

Make sure everything's off your couch.

[his_woodiness]

Oh fuck. I can give you a charm to make the kettle stop whistling. But the colours will take a few days to wear off.

[flintrocks]

Too late; I'm invading your humble abode. Are you cooking?

[his_woodiness]

Yes, I suppose so. How about you pick up some Mozzarella on the way and I'll make you that lasagne? Make sure it's the liquid ball sort though, not that crap dried stuff.

[flintrocks]

Right. K. Buy cheese. Gotcha.

Next time you want my company you could just ask.

[his_woodiness]

Not just any cheese! Liquid mozzarella! It has to be the right consistency or it won't melt properly in the oven, and then the flavours won't have the right fusion!

Well, I wasn't planning on you coming over. And you can't have that wine, by the way. I'm sending it back to Shacklebolt. Since I'm not really engaged. Well, I'm not "not really" engaged. I'm not engaged at all. It wouldn't be right to keep it.

[flintrocks]

Right...are you sure the shopkeeper knows what that is?

That's why you're giving it to me, duh. It's not right for you to 'decorate' my flat, either.

[his_woodiness]

Go to the delicatessan section and they will.

No. I'm sending it back to Shacklebolt. That's the right thing to do. You were obviously out for a few crucial classes when they were teaching "right versus wrong" lessons. You can have another bottle.