Couples meme, done using James Bond and Milliways Bar canon
1. Who eats more?
I'd venture to say me.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
He did. It took me completely by surprise.
3. How long have you been together?
We were friends first. I met him shortly after he first came to Milliways. Then he went and bloody well fell in love with me and, oh, about a year and a half later, Valerie was born.
4. Who sings better?
Neither of us.
5. Who's older?
He is, by a good fourteen years.
6. Who's smarter?
Oh, I am. Obviously. ;)
7. Whose temper is worse?
That, I believe, we're tied on. Our rows have been dreadful in the past.
8. Who does the laundry?
We both do, unless May finds the dirty laundry lying about.
9. Who does the dishes?
Those electronic dishwashers are absolutely charming.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
He does.
11. Who snores?
James. It's absolutely adorable.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine. I quite hope it'll always stay that way.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Oh, do you even have to ask? He is, obviously.
14. Do you have pets?
At times. Cat comes and goes.
15. Who pays the bills?
We both do, thank you very much.
16. Who cooks dinner?
I do at times. Other times, May surprises us. And then there's that lovely idea called take out.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Whoever wins the argument.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Please see question 15.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
Again, I'd quite possibly tie this. But I think, if you asked James, he'd say me.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm sorry doesn't always mean the same thing as I'm wrong.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Neither. We're both orphans.
22. Who named your kids?
He picked Valerie. I picked Charlotte.
23. Who kissed who first?
Who do you think I married? Obviously it was him.
24. Who asked who out?
We... oh, well we sort of skipped a good lot of that stage.
25. Who dusts the house?
...we really ought to pay May more.
26. Who's more sensitive?
I am.
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
Whoever has the time.
28. Who has more friends?
Me.
29. Who has more siblings?
Only child, both of us.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
As if I'd let him. We share responsibility - you ought to consider it.
31. Who’s more sexy?
James, quite clearly. He's... oh, he's James Bond! As if he'd be anything else but sexy.
32. Who sleeps naked?
It depends on whether either of us have enough money to dress after making love.
33. Who has the craziest ex?
I would say he probably does.
34. Who has more money?
An MI-6 agent makes more than a journalist.
35. Who has more tattoos?
Neither of us.
36. Who eats more sweets?
Me.
37. Who is closer to their family?
Our family has nothing to do with parents and distant relations. It's each other and Valerie. And I don't think either of us could be more in love with that.
38. Who has the older car?
Technically, I did.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
Neither of us thought a family was possible. And look where we are.
40. Who cries more?
Oh, I do, all right?
I'd venture to say me.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
He did. It took me completely by surprise.
3. How long have you been together?
We were friends first. I met him shortly after he first came to Milliways. Then he went and bloody well fell in love with me and, oh, about a year and a half later, Valerie was born.
4. Who sings better?
Neither of us.
5. Who's older?
He is, by a good fourteen years.
6. Who's smarter?
Oh, I am. Obviously. ;)
7. Whose temper is worse?
That, I believe, we're tied on. Our rows have been dreadful in the past.
8. Who does the laundry?
We both do, unless May finds the dirty laundry lying about.
9. Who does the dishes?
Those electronic dishwashers are absolutely charming.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
He does.
11. Who snores?
James. It's absolutely adorable.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Mine. I quite hope it'll always stay that way.
13. Who's better with the computer?
Oh, do you even have to ask? He is, obviously.
14. Do you have pets?
At times. Cat comes and goes.
15. Who pays the bills?
We both do, thank you very much.
16. Who cooks dinner?
I do at times. Other times, May surprises us. And then there's that lovely idea called take out.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Whoever wins the argument.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Please see question 15.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
Again, I'd quite possibly tie this. But I think, if you asked James, he'd say me.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm sorry doesn't always mean the same thing as I'm wrong.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Neither. We're both orphans.
22. Who named your kids?
He picked Valerie. I picked Charlotte.
23. Who kissed who first?
Who do you think I married? Obviously it was him.
24. Who asked who out?
We... oh, well we sort of skipped a good lot of that stage.
25. Who dusts the house?
...we really ought to pay May more.
26. Who's more sensitive?
I am.
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
Whoever has the time.
28. Who has more friends?
Me.
29. Who has more siblings?
Only child, both of us.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
As if I'd let him. We share responsibility - you ought to consider it.
31. Who’s more sexy?
James, quite clearly. He's... oh, he's James Bond! As if he'd be anything else but sexy.
32. Who sleeps naked?
It depends on whether either of us have enough money to dress after making love.
33. Who has the craziest ex?
I would say he probably does.
34. Who has more money?
An MI-6 agent makes more than a journalist.
35. Who has more tattoos?
Neither of us.
36. Who eats more sweets?
Me.
37. Who is closer to their family?
Our family has nothing to do with parents and distant relations. It's each other and Valerie. And I don't think either of us could be more in love with that.
38. Who has the older car?
Technically, I did.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
Neither of us thought a family was possible. And look where we are.
40. Who cries more?
Oh, I do, all right?