At last! Not only have I obtained the elusive 4th-Dimensional Synthesis Device at a diabolically low price, but completely without the solar notice of that meddlesome Diamond-eyed Lucy!
Soon, I will unleash LEGIONS of home-made marshmallows upon the WORLD, thus setting an inexorable course toward my GLOBAL DOMINION! Ha!
Ha-hahaha!!
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!