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Real life as everybody knows, is a pain in the arse. I've been so busy with school and work and other random stuff that eats away at my time, and by the time the day's done lately I'm just wiped out. I used to stay up until at least 1:00am each night and have enough energy for the next day, but lately I fall asleep at about 10 or 11 and when I wake up at the normal time I can just barely will myself to get up off my bed an start the day...I've been loving the snooze button, which you could probably guess, haha. As soon as I figured out what the pattern of my daily life was getting to be like, I realized that one thing was definately gonna suffer...my slash! I dunno how far behind I am with stories, I haven't had a decent night to read in how many days...I do however promise that I'm trying my best to get caught up and if I don't leave any comments, it's not that I didn't read it, it's just that I'm basically trying to speed-read to catch up on everything I want to. To make up for the lack of comments, I thought I'd write down some quotes I found on a website(http://www.coolquotes.com/funny_quotes/8.html)that I hope brings a smile to those who read them...it's not much, but hopefully you'll get a good laugh. =)
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
~Jack Handey
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
~Bill Cosby
"Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest."
~Unknown
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
~Helen Giangregorio
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
~Woody Allen
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
~Woody Allen
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
~Mark Twain
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
~Jack Handey
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
~Bill Cosby
"Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest."
~Unknown
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
~Helen Giangregorio
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
~Woody Allen
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
~Woody Allen
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society."
~Mark Twain