I spent the afternoon not enjoying the fruits of my labor. AKA an hour of back-breaking Kundalini yoga and then viciously cleaning the entire house.
Now I just want to seek out a troll cave and sit in there and be disgusted and laugh at them until I'm dizzy.
Great Grandma got really fucking pissed on her 92nd birthday when my Dad gave her one and taped a worm lollipop to it's hand.