Nintendo sucks - E3 2008 Twitter version
Before we begin:
Hahaha, this is the love that we get.
The Twitter:
hirosama
Watching Nintendo E3 livestream. Is it a requirement that these things always start late? Why am I staying up for guaranteed disappointment?
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox
hirosama
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox
hirosama
Good start showing off a game first, looks like they're back to their preaching and gloating :/ We know how well your shit is selling man!
about 1 hour ago from web
hirosama
Animal Crossing + WiiSpeak - looks OK. Back to number manipulation. Will this entire thing be game-preach-game-preach-game?
34 minutes ago from web
hirosama
At least the Clone Wars graphics look good by Wii standards. Still waiting for the goods th be delivered :(
26 minutes ago from web
hirosama
Damn, Wii has won E3 and the world without needing any real games. Again. I hate Nintendo. (I'll buy two ;_;)
12 minutes ago from web
hirosama
Lightsabre fights with plastic swords in WiiSports! "That's why they call me the Reginator"
10 minutes ago from web
hirosama
Yeah. Wii Music. This is their killer app before they go. Fuck this shit. Fuck the Wii. I hope Sony has a good response to FFXIII X360. Bah.
5 minutes ago from web
In a nutshell:
Post-conference comments:
- Shaun White Snowboarding (Wii) - Ubisoft
Looks... OK? But it won't be, it's Ubisoft. Uses the Balance Board.
- Animal Crossing: City Folk (Wii) + WiiSpeak - Nintendo
Looks OK, didn't expect much, didn't get much. WiiSpeak captures audio from the entire room.
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Wii) - LucasArts
Graphics look quite good, but doesn't use the new MotionPlus. Combat is better than The Force Unleashed, at least.
- Rayman is fucking Rabbids 3 (Wii) - Ubisoft
No comment, it's Ubisoft. These "rabbids" are still hilarious. I don't remember seeing Rayman in these games for years now.
- Call of Duty: World at War (Wii) - Ubisoft
Don't care.
- GTA: Chinatown Wars (NDS) - Rockstar
This might've been a big announcement if it was on Wii. Set in a "modern Liberty City". No media whatsoever.
- Wii Sports Resort (Wii) + MotionPlus - Nintendo
Looks like another killer non-game. Some of the mini-games look fun, particularly sword-fighting.
- Wii Music (Wii) - Nintendo
This game looks awkward as fuck, the controls look like they need a shit ton of fine-tuning. You look like a dumbass playing it (moreso than other Wii games). Looks shit.
WHERE'S PIKMIN, ZELDA, KID ICARUS, F-ZERO, KIRBY, CRYSTAL CHRONICLES AND THIRD PARTY MEGATONS?
There are none. Nintendo only serves the casual non-gamers who think they're playing real games when they play their Wii and DS. Fuck this. I'm officially a Nintendo hater now. (Yet I'll still buy their games, semi-games, and non-games T_T)
Bring out the goods, Sony. Yes feed that PS3 with real games.
Hahaha, this is the love that we get.
The Twitter:
hirosama
Watching Nintendo E3 livestream. Is it a requirement that these things always start late? Why am I staying up for guaranteed disappointment?
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox
hirosama
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
about 1 hour ago from TwitterFox
hirosama
Good start showing off a game first, looks like they're back to their preaching and gloating :/ We know how well your shit is selling man!
about 1 hour ago from web
hirosama
Animal Crossing + WiiSpeak - looks OK. Back to number manipulation. Will this entire thing be game-preach-game-preach-game?
34 minutes ago from web
hirosama
At least the Clone Wars graphics look good by Wii standards. Still waiting for the goods th be delivered :(
26 minutes ago from web
hirosama
Damn, Wii has won E3 and the world without needing any real games. Again. I hate Nintendo. (I'll buy two ;_;)
12 minutes ago from web
hirosama
Lightsabre fights with plastic swords in WiiSports! "That's why they call me the Reginator"
10 minutes ago from web
hirosama
Yeah. Wii Music. This is their killer app before they go. Fuck this shit. Fuck the Wii. I hope Sony has a good response to FFXIII X360. Bah.
5 minutes ago from web
In a nutshell:
Post-conference comments:
- Shaun White Snowboarding (Wii) - Ubisoft
Looks... OK? But it won't be, it's Ubisoft. Uses the Balance Board.
- Animal Crossing: City Folk (Wii) + WiiSpeak - Nintendo
Looks OK, didn't expect much, didn't get much. WiiSpeak captures audio from the entire room.
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Wii) - LucasArts
Graphics look quite good, but doesn't use the new MotionPlus. Combat is better than The Force Unleashed, at least.
- Rayman is fucking Rabbids 3 (Wii) - Ubisoft
No comment, it's Ubisoft. These "rabbids" are still hilarious. I don't remember seeing Rayman in these games for years now.
- Call of Duty: World at War (Wii) - Ubisoft
Don't care.
- GTA: Chinatown Wars (NDS) - Rockstar
This might've been a big announcement if it was on Wii. Set in a "modern Liberty City". No media whatsoever.
- Wii Sports Resort (Wii) + MotionPlus - Nintendo
Looks like another killer non-game. Some of the mini-games look fun, particularly sword-fighting.
- Wii Music (Wii) - Nintendo
This game looks awkward as fuck, the controls look like they need a shit ton of fine-tuning. You look like a dumbass playing it (moreso than other Wii games). Looks shit.
WHERE'S PIKMIN, ZELDA, KID ICARUS, F-ZERO, KIRBY, CRYSTAL CHRONICLES AND THIRD PARTY MEGATONS?
There are none. Nintendo only serves the casual non-gamers who think they're playing real games when they play their Wii and DS. Fuck this. I'm officially a Nintendo hater now. (Yet I'll still buy their games, semi-games, and non-games T_T)
Bring out the goods, Sony. Yes feed that PS3 with real games.