fic.
Once upon a time there was a five member boy band that went by the name of SHINee. The five members were almost like brothers and teased respected each other very much. There’s Onew, the leader, Jonghyun, the typical teenager with the cracked voice, Minho, the cow eyed guy, Key, the gayest retard of them all, and last but not least, Taemin, the magnae baby. Well… um… It’s not really a fairytale, that’s just the intro. Yeah… um… Hi. I should get back to narrating. Anyways…
Onew walked into the dorm and smiled a bit, stretching his arms as he took off his shoes. He had just returned from a schedule, so he was beat. Being the leader was a hard job. He walked to the living room and looked at the other members.
Taemin was currently playing with his barbies, Jonghyun playing world of warcraft or something, Minho was drinking some water, and Key… well… acting gay and being Key. This behavior had always been normal. He sighed and scratched his head.
“Hey guys, we should go eat something… unless you want me to cook.” Onew spoke sighing a bit.
Surprisingly, in unison, the members yelled out a cry that said ‘Nooo!’ This made Onew a bit unhappy, but... take out it is. He smiled and looked towards Key.
“Yah, call somewhere to eat.” He told the younger
“But Hyuuuung! I don’t want to! Make Minho do eet!” He whined.
“Argh, what the hell…” Onew groaned, biting his lip.
Sooner or later, the sangtae gave up and retreated to his room. He rolled onto his bed and took his magazine. He sighed and looked around. He looked towards Minho’s bed and smiled. What did the other have that was none of his business? He smiled and got off his bed to go look under the boy’s. Onew snooped and snooped until he spotted a magazine that wasn’t for Taemin’s eyes. He giggled and started to laugh uncontrollably. He couldn’t believe Minho would actually read this… He must have gotten it from Changmin.
Minho was getting curious as to why the other was laughing, so he walked into their shared room and saw the other eyeing HIS magazine. He yelled and took the book ,throwing it across the room.
“HYUNG I SWEAR IF YOU TELL ANYONE, I’M GOING TO MICROWAVE YOUR CAT!”
Onew just laughed and laughed and laughed until Jonghyun came into the room. He eyed the two and moved to go pick up the magazine, when he too began laughing.
“Yah, why is everyone laughing?” Key asked, frowning a bit.
“Yeah, I want to know too.” The magnae soon followed.
All of Taemin’s hyungs suddenly looked at him with piercing eyes and glared at him with death. He frowned as he looked at them. “Wh-what did I do…?”
“OUT MAGNAE. NOT FOR YOUR EYES.” Minho scolded, growling.
Taemin drooped his head and moved back to his barbies, sighing a bit. “I never get to have any fun….”
After the whole porn magazine fiasco, the leader was a bit more tired. He sighed as he walked towards the door. “Hey, guys let’s go. No one is bringing us food, so we’re going out.” He said, smiling as he put on his shoes.
“Alright.” Jonghyun said, closely following the sangtae. “Where are we going? Let’s get a cheeseburger.”
“Ew, no? Calories, Jonghyun.” Key said, sighing a bit as he flipped his blonde hair.
“I want to eat at a sit down place, maybe manager should come with us…” Minho mumbled idly to himself.
“Do I get to have a say in this?” Taemin asked.
“NO.” All his hyungs said in unison.
Onew laughed a bit as he reached the elevator, pressing the button and waiting. “So we comeback on Friday, don’t we? Exciting.” He mumbled.
Key giggled. “Jonghyun is so show-off deprived.” He mumbled, wrapping his arms around Jonghyun, who grimaced.
“I’m tired of sitting at home doing nothing while Jonghyun watches the Kcharts to see where Romeo is.” Minho mumbled, looking at Key’s blonde hair.
“This elevator is taking forever…” Onew mumbled, then noticing the sign said it was Out of Order.
“Well, that’s just great.” Key muttered, eyeing the elevator. “Retard, Onew, can’t you READ?”
“Well, Let’s just take the stairs….” Taemin suggested.
“Psh, no… I know, let’s take the stairs!” Jonghyun said, as Onew began walking towards the stairs.
“Come on guys, you’re so slow.” He mumbled, opening the door to the stairs as he noticed his shocelace was untied, but by then it was too late.
His shoelace, caught under his opposite foot threw him face first down the stairs.
“HAHAHA!!” Jonghyun laughed. “TAEMIN, LOOK AT HYUNG GO!”
“HAHA! GO ONEW, GO!”
Minho’s eyes widened. “Um, guys… I think he’s hurt….”
“Oh god, another trip to the dentist for him.” Key mumbled.
“Oucth… thit…” Onew groaned, looked at the blood that came from his mouth.
“HAHA! HYUNG YOU LOOK LIKE AN INVERTED SQUIRREL! HAHAHA!” Jonghyun laughed, walking down the stairs and past Onew.
Taemin followed him. “WHERE ARE YOUR NUTS? HAHA!”
Minho looked at Onew. “Hey… Um… You lost your teeth.”
“NO THIT THERLOCK.” Onew yelled, picking up his teeth from the floor.
“Hey, lispy… We need to reschedule our comeback now… LOL YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FACE, ONEW.” Key laughed, pointing at his hyung.
Minho looked around. “Um… guys seriously…”
TWO DAYS LATER….
The dentist began to laugh as he looked at the boy who had a spngebob bandaid on his face and missing two front teeth. “HAHA What did you do, kid? Fall down the stairs!?!”
“Yeth…” He mumbled, looking down.
“Oh… Well then…. I’ll get you some fake ones right away.” He told the younger.
“Urgh…”
THE END
:)
Onew walked into the dorm and smiled a bit, stretching his arms as he took off his shoes. He had just returned from a schedule, so he was beat. Being the leader was a hard job. He walked to the living room and looked at the other members.
Taemin was currently playing with his barbies, Jonghyun playing world of warcraft or something, Minho was drinking some water, and Key… well… acting gay and being Key. This behavior had always been normal. He sighed and scratched his head.
“Hey guys, we should go eat something… unless you want me to cook.” Onew spoke sighing a bit.
Surprisingly, in unison, the members yelled out a cry that said ‘Nooo!’ This made Onew a bit unhappy, but... take out it is. He smiled and looked towards Key.
“Yah, call somewhere to eat.” He told the younger
“But Hyuuuung! I don’t want to! Make Minho do eet!” He whined.
“Argh, what the hell…” Onew groaned, biting his lip.
Sooner or later, the sangtae gave up and retreated to his room. He rolled onto his bed and took his magazine. He sighed and looked around. He looked towards Minho’s bed and smiled. What did the other have that was none of his business? He smiled and got off his bed to go look under the boy’s. Onew snooped and snooped until he spotted a magazine that wasn’t for Taemin’s eyes. He giggled and started to laugh uncontrollably. He couldn’t believe Minho would actually read this… He must have gotten it from Changmin.
Minho was getting curious as to why the other was laughing, so he walked into their shared room and saw the other eyeing HIS magazine. He yelled and took the book ,throwing it across the room.
“HYUNG I SWEAR IF YOU TELL ANYONE, I’M GOING TO MICROWAVE YOUR CAT!”
Onew just laughed and laughed and laughed until Jonghyun came into the room. He eyed the two and moved to go pick up the magazine, when he too began laughing.
“Yah, why is everyone laughing?” Key asked, frowning a bit.
“Yeah, I want to know too.” The magnae soon followed.
All of Taemin’s hyungs suddenly looked at him with piercing eyes and glared at him with death. He frowned as he looked at them. “Wh-what did I do…?”
“OUT MAGNAE. NOT FOR YOUR EYES.” Minho scolded, growling.
Taemin drooped his head and moved back to his barbies, sighing a bit. “I never get to have any fun….”
After the whole porn magazine fiasco, the leader was a bit more tired. He sighed as he walked towards the door. “Hey, guys let’s go. No one is bringing us food, so we’re going out.” He said, smiling as he put on his shoes.
“Alright.” Jonghyun said, closely following the sangtae. “Where are we going? Let’s get a cheeseburger.”
“Ew, no? Calories, Jonghyun.” Key said, sighing a bit as he flipped his blonde hair.
“I want to eat at a sit down place, maybe manager should come with us…” Minho mumbled idly to himself.
“Do I get to have a say in this?” Taemin asked.
“NO.” All his hyungs said in unison.
Onew laughed a bit as he reached the elevator, pressing the button and waiting. “So we comeback on Friday, don’t we? Exciting.” He mumbled.
Key giggled. “Jonghyun is so show-off deprived.” He mumbled, wrapping his arms around Jonghyun, who grimaced.
“I’m tired of sitting at home doing nothing while Jonghyun watches the Kcharts to see where Romeo is.” Minho mumbled, looking at Key’s blonde hair.
“This elevator is taking forever…” Onew mumbled, then noticing the sign said it was Out of Order.
“Well, that’s just great.” Key muttered, eyeing the elevator. “Retard, Onew, can’t you READ?”
“Well, Let’s just take the stairs….” Taemin suggested.
“Psh, no… I know, let’s take the stairs!” Jonghyun said, as Onew began walking towards the stairs.
“Come on guys, you’re so slow.” He mumbled, opening the door to the stairs as he noticed his shocelace was untied, but by then it was too late.
His shoelace, caught under his opposite foot threw him face first down the stairs.
“HAHAHA!!” Jonghyun laughed. “TAEMIN, LOOK AT HYUNG GO!”
“HAHA! GO ONEW, GO!”
Minho’s eyes widened. “Um, guys… I think he’s hurt….”
“Oh god, another trip to the dentist for him.” Key mumbled.
“Oucth… thit…” Onew groaned, looked at the blood that came from his mouth.
“HAHA! HYUNG YOU LOOK LIKE AN INVERTED SQUIRREL! HAHAHA!” Jonghyun laughed, walking down the stairs and past Onew.
Taemin followed him. “WHERE ARE YOUR NUTS? HAHA!”
Minho looked at Onew. “Hey… Um… You lost your teeth.”
“NO THIT THERLOCK.” Onew yelled, picking up his teeth from the floor.
“Hey, lispy… We need to reschedule our comeback now… LOL YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FACE, ONEW.” Key laughed, pointing at his hyung.
Minho looked around. “Um… guys seriously…”
TWO DAYS LATER….
The dentist began to laugh as he looked at the boy who had a spngebob bandaid on his face and missing two front teeth. “HAHA What did you do, kid? Fall down the stairs!?!”
“Yeth…” He mumbled, looking down.
“Oh… Well then…. I’ll get you some fake ones right away.” He told the younger.
“Urgh…”
THE END
:)