Well,
DrD2be found my parent's deep freezer (The one Gramma & Grampa bought when my Mom was a baby) on eBay. So I bid on it. And won it for the low, low price of 50 clams.
And then found out it's a 2.5 hour drive, and remembered I don't own a truck anymore.
So I now have to figure out how to get a 5'5" tall, 30" x 30" freezer from Columbus, OH to Akron, OH by this Thursday.
I love it when I decide to go "Ooh, Shiny!" and completely ignore logistics.