Oct 19, 2006 00:37
Sprite = my roommate's floofy inbred sexually confused but absolutely adorable Maltese.
He likes to eat tissues regularly, and prefers the pre-used ones. But tonight, he decided to eat my roommate's textbook; the paperback edition of "Modern Chinese Stories." After that had been confiscated, he proceeded to eat her Old Navy, Gap & Banana Republic coupons...
Proceeding his mini-feast of paper materials, he let out a large burp of satisfaction and is now licking Connie's... uh.... pants....
We love our demented doggie.
sprite