A favourite gig memory (stroppy PFY playing the assistant / backstage ligger part):
"Ladies' bog is bunged. Cross-legged totty queueing back halfway to Bedminster."
'So ?'
"Your job. Here, take this shittr-hook and be off with you."
'I'm not doing that.'
"You see that pass you're wearing? The one with 'Access All Areas' on it. The one you've been lording it over everyone else with, because you're crew, not a mug punter. So it's an Area. Get it Accessed."
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"Ladies' bog is bunged. Cross-legged totty queueing back halfway to Bedminster."
'So ?'
"Your job. Here, take this shittr-hook and be off with you."
'I'm not doing that.'
"You see that pass you're wearing? The one with 'Access All Areas' on it. The one you've been lording it over everyone else with, because you're crew, not a mug punter. So it's an Area. Get it Accessed."
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