Horticultural disturbance
You know the strawberry plants that I have mentioned every few months or so?
Still emitting tiny yet staggeringly flavoured fruit.
In November.
I am becoming mildly disturbed by this.
If I wake up on Christmas morning to find a growbag of strawberry plants squatting at the end of the bed and brandishing fruit at me, I'll only be slightly surprised. (In a 'I'm sure I locked the back door last night' manner. I won't even start to think about how a mob of plants managed to beetle up the stairs.)
Still emitting tiny yet staggeringly flavoured fruit.
In November.
I am becoming mildly disturbed by this.
If I wake up on Christmas morning to find a growbag of strawberry plants squatting at the end of the bed and brandishing fruit at me, I'll only be slightly surprised. (In a 'I'm sure I locked the back door last night' manner. I won't even start to think about how a mob of plants managed to beetle up the stairs.)