"Eh, yer know when somebody from fookin' HAMPSTEAD's dying, right? All their fookin' previous FURNITURE passes in front of their eyes!" [/Alexei Sayle][1
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I once had the RAC man turn up, since my car was not interested in performing any car-like functions. He looked at it and said "you need to get it serviced more often." I said "I had it serviced yesterday."
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[1] Who is that fat bastard anyway?
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Small Bruv's V8 Landie! possibly the only vehicle too obviously shagged to stop me buying it.
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Shame that. It turned out the fix for that thing was four tyres the same size (as opposed to three) and a new set of plug leads.
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Last time I went to that garage.
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