The jet-propelled rejection.
It looks like now would be a good time to submit stories to Interzone if you're looking for a rapid turnaround.
Hey, and indeed ho. Onwards and upwards.
I can't say I'm entirely surprised they didn't take to it, mind. I think the start needs a bit of a kick in the nads so it begins with more of a bang and less of an ugly sentence.
Next!
(I seriously need a writing usericon.)
In other news; tiresome Bristolian car drivers:
o You in the snot-green Micra on the school-run from Frenchay toward town. Yes, it's generally accepted that you leave cyclists more than six inches of clearance. I hope your children put the new waving gesture I demonstrated to good use.
o Arse-visage in the silver-and-rust Astra estate driving past the parade of shops on Fishponds road. Which part of 'Zebra crossing' do you have the problem with?
Hey, and indeed ho. Onwards and upwards.
I can't say I'm entirely surprised they didn't take to it, mind. I think the start needs a bit of a kick in the nads so it begins with more of a bang and less of an ugly sentence.
Next!
(I seriously need a writing usericon.)
In other news; tiresome Bristolian car drivers:
o You in the snot-green Micra on the school-run from Frenchay toward town. Yes, it's generally accepted that you leave cyclists more than six inches of clearance. I hope your children put the new waving gesture I demonstrated to good use.
o Arse-visage in the silver-and-rust Astra estate driving past the parade of shops on Fishponds road. Which part of 'Zebra crossing' do you have the problem with?