A post-pub disappoinment

[hirez]

Some years ago, I was rather put out to discover that rather than being about an international assassin with a glamorous companion, 'The hitman and her' featured that well-known Deltic collector Pete Waterman playing grim disco at lurching proles.

"There's a price on yer 'ead, facker, an' I'm 'ere ter collect. But first here's a bangin' disco plate from Sinitta."

At best, television can only ever be slightly disappointing.