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So guess what!
Today I took a bath. No not your regular bath, it was a bath full of suprises. Tara made me a bath and put all kinds of salts and oils in it. It smelled so good. OH YEAH AND IT HAD BUBBLES. She even let me use her razor. It was the most relaxing thing ever..expecially after taking a bunch of darvasets. I got to listen to the postal service with the lights off and lit candles everywhere.It made me so smooth and now i smell real fucking good.
I ordered a pizza and asked for ranch crust right...yeah well it gets here and theres fucking original crust and i gave the guy like 4 dollars for a tip... fuckers.
On out 1 year anniversary which was aug. 21st. we went to gull island. We had sex on the beach and it was AWESOME! Then we went to zaks and drank a liter of grey goose and i got completely shitfaced with aaron zak and nikki. It was a very good day for me. In the morning we went and played putt putt golf. He kicked my ass.
Tara keeps walking in the room and feeding me. I dont even have to grab it she just puts it in my mouth. thats fucking service.
tara is my new mommy. Hopefully she straightens my hair.
vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Today I took a bath. No not your regular bath, it was a bath full of suprises. Tara made me a bath and put all kinds of salts and oils in it. It smelled so good. OH YEAH AND IT HAD BUBBLES. She even let me use her razor. It was the most relaxing thing ever..expecially after taking a bunch of darvasets. I got to listen to the postal service with the lights off and lit candles everywhere.It made me so smooth and now i smell real fucking good.
I ordered a pizza and asked for ranch crust right...yeah well it gets here and theres fucking original crust and i gave the guy like 4 dollars for a tip... fuckers.
On out 1 year anniversary which was aug. 21st. we went to gull island. We had sex on the beach and it was AWESOME! Then we went to zaks and drank a liter of grey goose and i got completely shitfaced with aaron zak and nikki. It was a very good day for me. In the morning we went and played putt putt golf. He kicked my ass.
Tara keeps walking in the room and feeding me. I dont even have to grab it she just puts it in my mouth. thats fucking service.
tara is my new mommy. Hopefully she straightens my hair.
vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaas