Please oh heavenly Father!

Jul 02, 2007 23:09

Smite all those who are jacking off to the iPhone right now. I'm tired of the all the hype and marketing.

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triedunture July 2 2007, 14:36:55 UTC
Sorry, I can't hear you over all the jerking off I'm doing!

(I kid...of course I can't afford an iPhone, so I'm contenting myself by looking down my nose at others, and saying things like, "It's not even running on the 3G network. Cingular can go to hell.")

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hiptard July 2 2007, 15:32:27 UTC
I wouldn't mind having one, but with each blog piece, news story, carrier pigeon I read about people orgasming over the device, it just makes it ridiculous. I can't even escape from it in Korea thanks to the power of the internet. I would be in total ignorance of all the iPhone orgies happening back in the States if it weren't it.

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