Jus Wanna Be Me
Or: caught up in a meme.
THIS IS HOW YA DOO IT:
1. Put your music playing device on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing the note as well as the person you got the note from.
I think this is a secret plan to get us all to reveal how much embarrassing crap we actually have on our iPods.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Misunderstood", Lil Wayne
-apparently I need clarification on what the okayness pertains to
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Comin' Straight from the Heart", Low Profile
-this is true. I am mad sincere like that
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Little Red Corvette", Prince
-also true; women with sweet rides are key
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"After Laughter Comes Tears", Wendy Rene
-literal interpretation: to careen between joy and heartbreak; figurative interpretation: to get as many RZA breaks as possible
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"A Woman in a Man's World", Chaka Khan
-this is not really very accurate in at least one way
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"They Are Among Us (Part 2)", the Heliocentrics
-I think this means they believe I am a CRAZY SPACEMAN INVADER
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Your Mans and Them", Felt
-I think the titular your mans et al are, in this case, haters, and since I can be defensive and neurotic like that I say this works
WHAT IS 2+2?
"Harlem Nocturne", the Viscounts
-brooding turn of the sixties teenagers have no use for your math, daddy-o
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Congratulations", the Rolling Stones
-yes, congratulations for being my best friend! You win!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"The Needle Has Landed", Neko Case
-this is what I get for pallin' around with junkies
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Two for the Price of One", ABBA
-my very essence is akin to a really great deal at Ikea
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Springtime in Chicago", Sun Ra and his Arkestra
-I have been in Chicago in the springtime and it is hella nice, so yeah
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Super Stupid", Funkadelic
-17,478 songs in my iPod and it picks out the perfect hilarious inaccurate answer
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Los Pablos '70", Los Pablos
-the bride is going to be all "oh god I married a cratedigger"
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Now That We Found Love", Third World
-yes, a reggae cover of the O'Jays will be my eulogy
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Human Beat Box", Fat Boys
-you may think this means I enjoy beat boxing but in fact I just like reading goofy stories about Biz Markie
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Stop Breaking Down", Junior Wells
-I haven't cried in a long time, I guess
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Buick Electra", Black Helicopter
-I'm not cool enough to hang out with Dodge Chargers, apparently
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Miss Modular", Stereolab
-Falling in love with a prefab woman who is easily configurable to my own needs would be a bit off, yeah
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Goodbye My Friend - Rock Version 2", Guido & Maurizio de Angelis
-In a '70s Italian crime film! Awesome!
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Maximum Piss and Vinegar", Dillinger Four
-Yeah, I kinda wish I'd never picked up a copy of Maximumrockandroll, so I could enjoy punk rock without feeling like an asshole
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Choking Victim", Sonic Sum
-I got mad Mama Cass jokes by the dozen
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Yah!", Buraka Som Sistema
-that's the title to a Soulja Boy song, right? Yeah, I get a bit weepy over that
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Why Does Love Got to Be So Sad?", Derek & the Dominos
-oh up yours Eric Clapton
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Lightning's Melody", Guitar Wolf
-yeah, like, maybe when I was three
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Doin' Our Own Dang", Jungle Brothers
-on the one hand, the title invokes solitude and going it alone, but on the other hand I think every member of the Native Tongues posse ever shows up on this, so, yeah
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Sketchy Metal", the Hold Steady
-I am gonna go Terminator on Manowar
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Hot Pants", Carleen & the Groovers
-what
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Jus Wanna Be Me", Terror Danjah
I think I'm supposed to foist this upon someone else, so: ludickid! You are my default victim! Bla-dow!
THIS IS HOW YA DOO IT:
1. Put your music playing device on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing the note as well as the person you got the note from.
I think this is a secret plan to get us all to reveal how much embarrassing crap we actually have on our iPods.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Misunderstood", Lil Wayne
-apparently I need clarification on what the okayness pertains to
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Comin' Straight from the Heart", Low Profile
-this is true. I am mad sincere like that
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Little Red Corvette", Prince
-also true; women with sweet rides are key
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"After Laughter Comes Tears", Wendy Rene
-literal interpretation: to careen between joy and heartbreak; figurative interpretation: to get as many RZA breaks as possible
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"A Woman in a Man's World", Chaka Khan
-this is not really very accurate in at least one way
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"They Are Among Us (Part 2)", the Heliocentrics
-I think this means they believe I am a CRAZY SPACEMAN INVADER
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Your Mans and Them", Felt
-I think the titular your mans et al are, in this case, haters, and since I can be defensive and neurotic like that I say this works
WHAT IS 2+2?
"Harlem Nocturne", the Viscounts
-brooding turn of the sixties teenagers have no use for your math, daddy-o
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Congratulations", the Rolling Stones
-yes, congratulations for being my best friend! You win!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"The Needle Has Landed", Neko Case
-this is what I get for pallin' around with junkies
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Two for the Price of One", ABBA
-my very essence is akin to a really great deal at Ikea
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Springtime in Chicago", Sun Ra and his Arkestra
-I have been in Chicago in the springtime and it is hella nice, so yeah
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Super Stupid", Funkadelic
-17,478 songs in my iPod and it picks out the perfect hilarious inaccurate answer
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Los Pablos '70", Los Pablos
-the bride is going to be all "oh god I married a cratedigger"
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Now That We Found Love", Third World
-yes, a reggae cover of the O'Jays will be my eulogy
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Human Beat Box", Fat Boys
-you may think this means I enjoy beat boxing but in fact I just like reading goofy stories about Biz Markie
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Stop Breaking Down", Junior Wells
-I haven't cried in a long time, I guess
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Buick Electra", Black Helicopter
-I'm not cool enough to hang out with Dodge Chargers, apparently
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Miss Modular", Stereolab
-Falling in love with a prefab woman who is easily configurable to my own needs would be a bit off, yeah
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Goodbye My Friend - Rock Version 2", Guido & Maurizio de Angelis
-In a '70s Italian crime film! Awesome!
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Maximum Piss and Vinegar", Dillinger Four
-Yeah, I kinda wish I'd never picked up a copy of Maximumrockandroll, so I could enjoy punk rock without feeling like an asshole
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Choking Victim", Sonic Sum
-I got mad Mama Cass jokes by the dozen
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Yah!", Buraka Som Sistema
-that's the title to a Soulja Boy song, right? Yeah, I get a bit weepy over that
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Why Does Love Got to Be So Sad?", Derek & the Dominos
-oh up yours Eric Clapton
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Lightning's Melody", Guitar Wolf
-yeah, like, maybe when I was three
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Doin' Our Own Dang", Jungle Brothers
-on the one hand, the title invokes solitude and going it alone, but on the other hand I think every member of the Native Tongues posse ever shows up on this, so, yeah
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Sketchy Metal", the Hold Steady
-I am gonna go Terminator on Manowar
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Hot Pants", Carleen & the Groovers
-what
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Jus Wanna Be Me", Terror Danjah
I think I'm supposed to foist this upon someone else, so: ludickid! You are my default victim! Bla-dow!