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[hippielunatic]

Idea stolen from peggusus.

1. I hate the idea of numbering to 100
   
2. I looked up help for Apple Works so that I wouldn’t have to, and the list would be made by the system for me.
   
3. When copying and pasting the list, I learned that automatic numbers don't transfer, so I learned the list html code.
   
4. If I am really really upset emotionally, cleaning the kitchen makes me feel better.
   
5. Cleaning the bathroom does not.
   
6. I used to be bulemic and when recently I went to meet old habits again, I realized that having to scrub toilets wasn’t worth the relief I would get from the act.
   
7. It bothers me that the number doesn’t appear on each line until I start typing something.
   
8. I keep two blogs, not that I share different things with each, just because.
   
9. I feel friendless at times.
   
10. I feel like a child in an adult’s life most of the time.
    
11. I worry that I don’t have friends my own age.
    
12. I have to tell myself that I need mother friends who are older than me to give me guidance, and other friends younger than me to keep me hip.
    
13. I’ll never be hip, no matter what.
    
14. I have a sister who is ten years younger than I am, and I don’t remember being her age.
    
15. I haven’t been to visit my grandfather’s grave, and I feel supremely guilty about that.
    
16. I try to write something outside of the blogging world everyday.
    
17. I am afraid of the job hunt that I am embarking on.
    
18. I am very afraid of becoming my mother.
    
19. I am starting to wonder how many of you have gotten this far.
    
20. I have many books I have never read.
    
21. Using “and” instead of “to” after the word “try” drives me insane.
    
22. I am tempted to google grammar and quotation marks to see if those quotation marks should really be there in 21.
    
23. I have forgotten how old I am at times.
    
24. I am starting to get nervious about being a quarter of a century old.
    
25. Even at 80, I will hit the person who asks what it feels like to be 4 score.
    
26. I have gone through 21 hours of labor.
    
27. My first pet was a bird.
    
28. I, in my infinite wisdom of a 5 year old, named him Feathers.
    
29. When I was young, I corrected my mother about her facts that no birds can fly backwards (hummingbirds can).
    
30. I wracked my brain for another bird fact.
    
31. I don’t want most of my family to read the novel I am working on.
    
32. If my grandfather were still alive, I wouldn’t be working on it, for fear that it m ight be published.
    
33. Merlot is my favorite kind of wine.
    
34. I am very thankful that I have the time to work on this list.
    
35. I am envious of my sister’s first day back to school experience.
    
36. I miss high school lunch time.
    
37. I am a Christian who has only felt comfortable in one church.
    
38. I am trying to read the bible from cover to cover right now.
    
39. I am still only in Genesis.
    
40. My mind works in mysterious bursts.
    
41. I need to get a new driver’s license next month.
    
42. I am not worried about the wait at the bureau.
    
43. I only floss when my gums hurt.
    
44. I love shopping at stores that carry everything, like Meijer and Walmart.
    
45. I can’t remember the last time I bought a pair of shoes for everyday wear.
    
46. I won a fair fish that lived for 3 years.
    
47. I like naming things.
    
48. I love to cook, but often get frustrated with my lack of culinary knowledge.
    
49. I own too many cookbooks (some of which I have never prepared anything out of).
    
50. Rachel Ray is my heroine.
    
51. I am distressed that heroine is spelled as it is, as I had to go make sure I got the “e” existence correct.
    
52. I visit dictionary.com about 10 times a day.
    
53. I finished undergrad before I was 21.
    
54. I graduated summa cum laude.
    
55. I was not the first for either accomplishment in my family.
    
56. I am thankful I met the man who would remind me I was the first under 21 to graduate that high.
    
57. I have no desire to go back to school.
    
58. I love the singer Meat Loaf.
    
59. I am allergic to sulfa drugs.
    
60. I love logic problems, but suck at them.
    
61. I have never finished a crossword puzzle without cheating.
    
62. I take a daily multivitamin immediately after getting Hayden to sleep.
    
63. I look through any stuffed animals for sale in case they have a blue monkey.
    
64. I miss a house on Warwick desparately.
    
65. Improv is my favorite form of theater.
    
66. I miss my dog, Romulus.
    
67. I miss having to explain that the name was not related to Remus.
    
68. I have seen a teenage boy be bitten by a turtle.
    
69. I wish I had more in common with my Dad.
    
70. I have never dyed my hair.
    
71. I hate makeup, but I have worn it for every interview I have ever had.
    
72. I like making up lines to “Hush Little Baby.”
    
73. I hate olives.
    
74. Dark chocolate is my favorite kind of sweet.
    
75. I love wake up hugs from my son.
    
76. I sleep on my left side.
    
77. I can’t go to sleep without hearing a certain phrase.
    
78. I have a shelf of books dedicated to Janette Oke.
    
79. I have another shelf dedicated to Steven King.
    
80. Those shelves are very near each other, and I planned it that way.
    
81. I don’t think I have many readers who will understand that last two lines.
    
82. I have to make the bed to sleep in it, even if that means I make it after I change into pajamas, but this only happens only at home.
    
83. I only use mouthwash the week I go to the dentist.
    
84. I have requested to eat spoiled milk (though I meant cottage cheese).
    
85. I feel guilty for being a stay at home mother.
    
86. I feel guilty about looking for a job.
    
87. A lot of my life is that type of dichotomy.
    
88. I have an idea for another tattoo, but I haven’t decided how soon or where.
    
89. I love to read old journals of mine, to help me see how far I actually have come.
    
90. My dream car is an old-style canary-yellow convertible-top VW bug.
    
91. All of the hypehnations is part of the attraction.
    
92. I can carry a VERY basic conversation on in German... as long as it goes the way I have scripted it.
    
93. Everytime a mushroom is served to me, I try it, but I still hate them.
    
94. I have done a world crawl in Epcot center.
    
95. I dislike being a negative blood type, but I don’t have a justified excuse for it.
    
96. B grade horror films are a guilty pleasure of mine.
    
97. Greek and Cajun foods are my top two favorite types of food.
    
98. I actually love my class song from hgh school. (Green Day’s Good Riddance)
    
99. I go to a chiropractor once a month.
    
100. The library is my favorite place to loose track of time.