Not a Redneck - 22%
Have you ever…
( ) have you ever lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) own a gun
( ) hunted
( ) driven a truck?
( ) chewed tobacco?
(x) gone camping?
( ) listened to country?
( ) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
( ) worn a cowboy hat?
( ) worn cowboy boots?
(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
( ) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
(x) fed a farm animal?
( ) worn carhartt?
(x) lived in a small town?
( ) worked on a car?
( ) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) argued over who's the best NASCAR driver
( ) been to an oval track?
( ) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
(x) watched the dukes of hazzard episodes?
( ) owned more than two cars that don’t run?
( ) been a racist
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
( ) went frog gigging?
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower or tar
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
( ) worn camo?
( ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(x) went swimming in the pond or river?
( ) drank white lightning?
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a shirt with a rebel flag on it
(x) eaten venison (deer meat)
(x) cooked over fire?
( ) ever been muddin?
( ) ate squirrel
Overall= 11
Now multiply your score by 2 and post it as “I’m -% redneck”.
YEEHAWW! If your redneck score is over 24%, you can officially call yourself a redneck.
There were some I could have checked, but didn't... I've listened to country, when I didn't have a choice; I helped my father change my car's oil once; "Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true."
( ) have you ever lived in the country?
(x) shot a gun?
( ) own a gun
( ) hunted
( ) driven a truck?
( ) chewed tobacco?
(x) gone camping?
( ) listened to country?
( ) owned a country cd?
(x) fished?
( ) worn a cowboy hat?
( ) worn cowboy boots?
(x) ridden a horse?
(x) seen a farm?
( ) worked on a farm?
( ) lived on a farm?
(x) fed a farm animal?
( ) worn carhartt?
(x) lived in a small town?
( ) worked on a car?
( ) seen a nascar race?
( ) been to a nascar race?
( ) argued over who's the best NASCAR driver
( ) been to an oval track?
( ) seen a demolition derby?
( ) seen a figure 8 race?
( ) talked on a cb radio?
( ) had a cb in your car?
( ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
(x) watched the dukes of hazzard episodes?
( ) owned more than two cars that don’t run?
( ) been a racist
( ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument?
( ) gone cow tipping?
( ) went frog gigging?
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower or tar
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
( ) worn camo?
( ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
(x) went swimming in the pond or river?
( ) drank white lightning?
( ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever?
( ) own a shirt with a rebel flag on it
(x) eaten venison (deer meat)
(x) cooked over fire?
( ) ever been muddin?
( ) ate squirrel
Overall= 11
Now multiply your score by 2 and post it as “I’m -% redneck”.
YEEHAWW! If your redneck score is over 24%, you can officially call yourself a redneck.
There were some I could have checked, but didn't... I've listened to country, when I didn't have a choice; I helped my father change my car's oil once; "Everyone's a little bit racist, it's true."