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Reading through 2 days of 'friends entries' just gave me an freakin' headache.
If you havent been able to tell, i am trying to stop swearing. It has turned into an incontrollable, involuntary disease. I say "fuck" with not the slightest hesitation. Seriously. I realized how big of a problem it has become when i was in New Hampshire last week for my friend Hafsa's birthday. She lives in a Catholic home (damn them all) and we were talking about the Cape trip and this kid Evan than was there when i said "He is fucking hilarious!".
Everyone at the table stopped everything- talking, chewing.. breathing. And then her father said "Whoa, whoa, whoa!". My face was instantly the color of my nails- red. So then i looked at Hafsa and said "Why didnt you tell me we weren't allowed to swear?!" and she said to me "Because nobody swears as much as you do, Steph."
Damn it all to hell.
Hafsa's home made me understand why shes 19 and says "Mother Bear" instead of "Mother Fucker". Hahaha.
So that was the deciding factor. I need to cut down on my sailor talk. Jay told me i had the biggest 'potty mouth' of anyone he knows.
And even though none of the guys i've dated have ever told me that it was a problem (because i usually say that if you are that shallow to not like me because of the way i talk then your not worth my fucking time anyways, haha), i still think its highly unattractive.
Anyways.
Whats up with my horoscope today?
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Control those desires to cast your fate to the wind.
Travel will promote new romantic connections. Be
cautious while traveling; minor accidents are evident.
And
EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
You may have your sights set on new horizons, new ventures
and the open road today. There really nothing to hold you
back - so grab some like-minded companions and follow that
yellow brick road.
Is my name (add f-bomb) Dorothy?
Ahhh. Oh well. I'm a little on the horny side today. I might call Mike to see what he's doing so i can have some sex.
Bad idea, you think? Or who really cares.
Oh, scrambled eggs are calling my name!!!
*peace sign*
If you havent been able to tell, i am trying to stop swearing. It has turned into an incontrollable, involuntary disease. I say "fuck" with not the slightest hesitation. Seriously. I realized how big of a problem it has become when i was in New Hampshire last week for my friend Hafsa's birthday. She lives in a Catholic home (damn them all) and we were talking about the Cape trip and this kid Evan than was there when i said "He is fucking hilarious!".
Everyone at the table stopped everything- talking, chewing.. breathing. And then her father said "Whoa, whoa, whoa!". My face was instantly the color of my nails- red. So then i looked at Hafsa and said "Why didnt you tell me we weren't allowed to swear?!" and she said to me "Because nobody swears as much as you do, Steph."
Damn it all to hell.
Hafsa's home made me understand why shes 19 and says "Mother Bear" instead of "Mother Fucker". Hahaha.
So that was the deciding factor. I need to cut down on my sailor talk. Jay told me i had the biggest 'potty mouth' of anyone he knows.
And even though none of the guys i've dated have ever told me that it was a problem (because i usually say that if you are that shallow to not like me because of the way i talk then your not worth my fucking time anyways, haha), i still think its highly unattractive.
Anyways.
Whats up with my horoscope today?
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Control those desires to cast your fate to the wind.
Travel will promote new romantic connections. Be
cautious while traveling; minor accidents are evident.
And
EARTH ELEMENT: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
You may have your sights set on new horizons, new ventures
and the open road today. There really nothing to hold you
back - so grab some like-minded companions and follow that
yellow brick road.
Is my name (add f-bomb) Dorothy?
Ahhh. Oh well. I'm a little on the horny side today. I might call Mike to see what he's doing so i can have some sex.
Bad idea, you think? Or who really cares.
Oh, scrambled eggs are calling my name!!!
*peace sign*