Shakespeare
Last English lesson -
Ophelia: I do not know my lord what I should think.
Polonius: Marry I'll teach you; think yourself a baby, / That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay / Which are not sterling.
Ophelia: Oh, that's so rude! If my dad said that to me I'd hit him.
Polonius: Er?
My friend Jess: I know. I'd probably go upstairs and play my music really loud.
Me: Yeah, 'cause Ophelia had a CD player.
Jess: She probably had the equivalent. ...Like a lute.
Teacher: [Enter Ghost]
Class: OOOOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOO!
Ghost: I am thy father's spirit -
Class: *sing Eastenders theme tune*
Ghost: *bursts into giggles* I'm sorry, it's just so funny!
Teacher: Yes, Hamlet is well known for its comedy.
This is only relevant because the HAMLET TICKETS CAME YESTERDAY.
You can tell I'm excited.
Ophelia: I do not know my lord what I should think.
Polonius: Marry I'll teach you; think yourself a baby, / That you have ta'en these tenders for true pay / Which are not sterling.
Ophelia: Oh, that's so rude! If my dad said that to me I'd hit him.
Polonius: Er?
My friend Jess: I know. I'd probably go upstairs and play my music really loud.
Me: Yeah, 'cause Ophelia had a CD player.
Jess: She probably had the equivalent. ...Like a lute.
Teacher: [Enter Ghost]
Class: OOOOOOOOOOO-WOOOOOOOO!
Ghost: I am thy father's spirit -
Class: *sing Eastenders theme tune*
Ghost: *bursts into giggles* I'm sorry, it's just so funny!
Teacher: Yes, Hamlet is well known for its comedy.
This is only relevant because the HAMLET TICKETS CAME YESTERDAY.
You can tell I'm excited.